Friday, May 25, 2012

Martin Causes Yet ANOTHER Lawsuit

The Martin Chronicles has been quite open about the very, very, very low regard we have for that bilious blowhard County Boss Steve Arlinghaus. Arlinghaus is a textbook-case JERK. But that doesn't mean we don't have several well-placed snitches in the taxpayer-dollar-wasting-on-unapproved-extravagant-remodeling Arlinghaus' Court House.

Our snitches tell us that Villa Hills Mayor Mike Martin has fumbled, stumbled, mumbled and bumbled the taxpayers into yet another lawsuit. What did "The Little Man From Norwood" do now? It appears that Martin has been lying to a resident of his embattled town about zoning issues. Martin's mendacity has enraged the resident so much that he has filed a $200,000 lawsuit against the malfeasant mayor and the taxpayers.

The best part? The plaintiff expresses concern that he won't get a fair shake in his lawsuit BECAUSE MARTIN HAS BEEN DESTROYING CITY DOCUMENTS!!! Think back to the April 26, 2012 court hearing when the judge turned a flamethrower on Martin. Remember how Martin's attorney had "no answer" when the judge asked, "Why, why, why would anyone think it was a good idea to destroy City documents in the middle of a lawsuit"?

The judge rebuked Martin for doing great harm to the residents of Villa Hills by his wanton document destruction. Well, that is now going to get worse. We will bring you all of the details as our snitches provide them. Don't worry. County Boss Arlinghaus' head is filled with so much granite dust he'll never figure out who our snitches are!!!

[PUBLISHER'S NOTE: I will be throwing a three-day-long pool party and grill out for The Martin Chronicles staff over the Memorial Day Weekend. Fear not. We will still be on the beat bringing you updates from the front lines of war-ravaged Villa Hills. Please also remember the purpose of the Memorial Day Weekend.]