The Martin Chronicles is surprised it took so long. Especially given the "shoddy at best" effort. No, Villa Hills Mayor Mike Martin is not up for re-election in the fall. And that is too (EXPLETIVE) bad. Instead, the crudely-fashioned homemade signs that have popped up in a handful of "usual suspect's" yards around the embattled burg are a lame response to the polite "Mayor Martin Please Resign Now" signs.
Sources say that Martin has been beside himself about the signs requesting his resignation. Insiders also say that Janet Martin is extremely distraught that some folks just can't grasp her husband's brilliance. Hubby goes to Haiti after all.
Phil and Regina Harmon tried the tactic of stealing "Mayor Martin Please Resign Now" signs. That didn't work out too well. Now batting-jury-rigged yard signs.
Many people find it hilarious that $47.50 per hour, crony-hire, uncontracted-contract clerk/bookkeeper Cordelia Schaber has two of the poorly-made placards in her yard. Hmmmmm. Her husband is Martin's co-defendant in a serious LIBEL, SLANDER and DEFAMATION lawsuit. And, of course, Cordelia has to protect her $47.50 per hour gig. We are sure that the Martins and Schabers have been praying a lot about what to do.
So, we enter a new chapter in the disgraceful Martin era.
