Monday, March 31, 2014

News and Notes

The Martin Chronicles is going to hit some of the highlights-and one extremely low-lowlight of the past few days in malfeasant Mayor Mike Martin's Villa Hills. One item is an important announcement. One item should make you chuckle a little. One item should make you angry.

First, the Sensible Citizens Group has announced the second public meeting of their fledgling organization. It will be held this Friday, April 4, at the Madonna Manor Community Center beginning at 7pm.

The first stated goal for this Friday's meeting? Here you go:

"Our first goal is to begin work on finding and then encouraging some civic minded individuals to get involved and run for election this fall. We must have some solid choices to choose from. We cannot waste time worrying about what has happened in the past in our city. We all already know why, and need to prevent it in the future."

Our beloved publisher reminded us all earlier today that the month of April is perfect for the start of the concerned citizens groups' primary goal for this meeting. Why? Because America's Revolutionary War against the tyranny of King George III began in April, 1775. What better time to begin the effort to end the tyranny of King Mike I than April, 2014? Fortunately, the tyranny can end with ballots-not bullets-this time around.

We hope many new residents can attend this meeting.

Second, The Martin Chronicles has been reading the scathing comments about the malevolent Martin's vindictive railroading of former Police Chief Dan Goodenough on the social networks. To say that Martin is taking a tremendous beating is a massive understatement. That's okay. The misdirecting Martin has earned the pounding. And probably a whole lot more.

We do have a favorite kick to Martin's crotch that we just have to share:

(Name withheld as not to be responsible for any redneck reprisals from Martin's hillbilly lynchmob): "Let me guess. I'm sure the first candidate will be a crony of Mayor Martin. By the way Cincinnati.com, thanks for the dartboard picture." A true CLASSIC!

Third, the disturbing stuff. Sources tell us that the mallet-headed Martin has been spending a lot of time-and his own money-shoring up his dwindling base at that cesspool called a civic club.

How? We are hearing that the tiny tyrant is buying drink after drink for his dwindling loyalists at the bar. We are being told that these civic club ass clowns are exchanging "high fives" for the Martin-funded "high balls" in celebration of Martin's disgraceful treatment of former Police Chief Dan Goodenough. As Jed Clampett might say, the behavior of these dim-witted ass hats is "lower than a snake's belly in a wagon wheel rut. Pitiful, pitiful, pitiful."

Oh, lest we forget. Just in case you need a copy of your very own "dartboard picture".