We hope everyone in the very troubled town of Villa Hills has found a way to enjoy their Saturday night. Perhaps you are enjoying time with family and friends or reveling in the excitement of March Madness. Maybe you decided to go to Saturday services. If you did, we hope you prayed for Dan Goodenough and his family. When you finally put your head on your pillow tonight, you can rest assured that The Martin Chronicles will still be hard at work digging for the truth. That truth is very unsettling.
Source after source after source has been telling us of the terrible, behind-the-scenes actions of the mendacious Martin, his personal-and now City-Attorney Toad V. McMurtry (of the real estate law firm of Gerner and Kearns), his City Clerk-and ersatz City Administrator-Craig T. Bohman, Councilmembers Koenig, Menninger-Isenhour and Wischer and other dark figures. There have been threats and there has been systematic intimidation. There has been suspicious removal of City records. There has been doctoring of so-called evidence. There have been bogus, "anonymous" letters to State agencies and employers of Martin's perceived enemies. It is the stuff on the scale of the old Soviet Union's KGB or any-era America's organized crime mobs.
The mendacious Martin has worked very hard crafting a FALSE image of a nice little fellow who loves to charitable works for the people of far away Haiti. But remember, he is simultaneously trying to destroy the life of a kid from Latonia who proudly served in the United States Marine Corps and then spent his post-USMC service in a different kind of selfless public service, starting a DARE program, a Neighborhood Watch program, a Women's Self-Defense class, a Shop With a Cop Program, a Baby-Sitting class and devoted countless hours to assisting the River Ridge Resource Center that helps underprivileged children from the community.
Martin's PHONY personal public relations efforts have gained the support of the tarnished nitwits from the Villa Hills Civic Club. Martin's lousy LIES prompted one little fellow to LIE to either the Villa Hills Police or the Special Counsel in order to save Martin's undeserving butt from removal from office in October, 2012. Martin's CALUMNIOUS charade has prompted various and assorted dim-bulbs to take to podiums proclaiming that the miscreant Mayor "does great things for people". Well, at least if they aren't "people" who Martin wants to ruin. What an ugly joke.
Martin's PHONY façade is very easy for most people to discern. A soft poke of the finger causes the whole MOUNTAIN OF LIES to come tumbling down. Smart people don't listen to what the SINISTER Martin says. Instead, they watch what the DEVIOUS Martin does.
Do you want an example? Sure you do. Try this recent one on for size. Barely two weeks ago, the malicious Martin was LYING to the media, telling them that Police Chief Dan Goodenough was "taking a few days off". We now know for a fact that Goodenough had already been delivered an ultimatum from Martin and his personal-and now City-Attorney Toad V. McMurtry (of the real estate law firm of Gerner and Kearns) to either resign and agree to keep his mouth shut and to never seek employment in Villa Hills again or face the PERNICOUS PROPAGANDA MACHINE of the miniature mullah and his taxpayer-funded GOON SQUAD. Some choice, huh?
Well, our beloved publisher has the entire staff The Martin Chronicles completely dedicated to following the precepts of his childhood hero, The Batman. We aren't going to be bullied or intimidated by these petty tyrants who are currently destroying the once proud City of Villa Hills. We shrug off the criticisms that we are "vile" and "disgusting" We disregard those who say we "make fun of people". Why? Because we are reporting the truth.
Here is what we all believe-and yes, it's a motto borrowed from The Batman:
" Criminals like Martin and his dishonest goon squad are a cowardly and superstitious lot. They are hearts of the darkest night. Our disguise must strike the terror of truth. We must also be as black as they are and deliver that terrible truth to the people. So, we will also be creatures of that darkest night. While it may frighten you at times, we will come crashing through your window to deliver the unstoppable power of the truth. We will become like The Bat."
Pretty cool, huh?
