Watch Your Backside!

The Martin Chronicles staff just finished digesting the recent pap published on Cincinnati.com written by the supplicant, sappy Stephanie Salmons, entitled "Villa Hills begins search for new police chief". Remember that this stupid article was published immediately following Villa Hills malfeasant Mayor Mike Martin's disgraceful railroading of long-serving Police Chief Dan Goodenough.

Let's examine the very weird, oddly-revealing, almost perverted quotes offered-up by the malevolent Martin. What did the misspent Martin say? "I'm looking for a marriage."... "Someone who understands we are a bedroom community."

Really? Is that right? You don't say? Is that a fact? Boy howdy.

You see, the abnormal Martin has inadvertently revealed that he wants his new Chief to understand that he or she  is going to be someone who is going to be screwed at the earliest, convenient opportunity. Typical miscreant Martin, to be sure.

So, if you are a supplicant applicant who wants to be blamed for each and every screw-up by the misdirecting Martin, jump on board! Uncle Martin desperately needs you! Otherwise, steer the hell clear.

How best to say it? Martin sucks. And he needs to go on November 4.

219 days and counting.