While it seems like a long, long time ago now, you surely
remember the maudlin Martin’s litany of excuses. Absolutely everything was
someone else’s fault. It was as if the micromanaging Martin wasn’t even really
sitting in the mayor’s office. It was as if the mismanaging Martin had no
control over the persistent problems. It was if the mendacious Martin’s
seemingly endless stream of LIE
after LIE after LIE after LIE after LIE after LIE after LIE was
somehow irrelevant.
Reasonable people are now beginning to realize that their
hope for whatever they thought “peace” was isn’t possible as long as a “Mayor”
Martin is part of the equation. Even so, these people have no choice but to
watch what damage is done to their once-respected town between now and November
4, 2014.
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Martin has rid himself of long-serving City
Attorney Mike Duncan and replaced him with an oddly-still-unnamed attorney
whose appointment has already been objected to by some on council. That does
not bode well.
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Martin has hired Koenig Cabana Boy Craig Bohman
to serve as his City Administrator, disguising Bohman as the new “City Clerk”. This
despite the fact that Martin was always opposed to Villa Hills even having a
City Administrator.
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Martin’s complete lack of budgeting and
management ability is leading to ongoing, serious budget problems and more MAXIMUM-ALLOWED-BY-LAW TAX INCREASES.
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Martin’s SECRET
PLAN TO DISBAND THE POLICE DEPARTMENT has been prematurely revealed,
causing turmoil at council meetings and uncertainty throughout Villa Hills.
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Martin has paid himself more than $23,000 OF YOUR MONEY reminding people
of the dishonesty that was revealed about his ILLEGAL BUSINESS PRACTICES and led to his CONVICTION OF SEVEN OF NINE COUNTS OF OFFICIAL MISCONDUCT AND NEGLECT
OF DUTY.
Oh, and it is going to get worse. Thanks in large part to
people the likes of Mike Pope, Jim Noll, the civic club ass clowns, the
burgeoning hillbilly voting bloc, local neo-Nazis, Tea Party wing nuts, the
heavy drinking men of St. Jokers, the out-of-towners and EDDIE, it’s going to get much, much worse.
[PUBLISHER’S NOTE:
There is a riddle going around Villa Hills that actually has deep meaning for
the future of that troubled town. It goes like this. “What don’t you have when you do
have a malfeasant moron, a vile ancient crocodile, a hagged-out bar tramp and a
pothead? Do you know the answer?
Don’t fret. Just try to answer it. We will provide you the correct-and important-answer in a future post.
Happy Easter everyone.]
