Wednesday, March 13, 2013

BREAKING NEWS: The Winters Of Our Discontent?

The Martin Chronicles has learned that the those posting odds on Villa Hills malfeasant Mayor Mike Martin's pick to replace very-very-very-very-soon-to-be-jettisoned City Attorney Mike Duncan were pretty smart. We reported yesterday that Bob "They Only Come Out At Night" Winters' odds were 2-to-1.

Several sources confirm that legal documents for the many, many, many, many, many lawsuits against the taxpayers the meatheaded Martin has generated through his misconduct and mismanagement are no longer being forwarded to the departing Duncan. They are being given to Winters. A clear sign that he may be Martin's new City Attorney. Or, as a few speculate, one of two or three City Attorneys Martin hires. What the heck? It's only YOUR money.

We asked insiders to give us their initial reaction to Winters. The "back of his baseball card" if you will. Here's a sampling of what we heard.

". . . hack hatchet man . . ."
 
". . . a real jackass . . . "
 
". . . that motherf&*#^% will do anything for a dime . . . "
 
". . . dumber than a mud fence . . . "
 
". . . a sexist pig . . . "
 
" . . . would sell his mother for a peso . . . "

All-in-all, a perfect pick for the miscreant Martin.