What in the heck is it with Martin's new City Attorney? Why such a mystery? The malingering Martin gives outgoing City Attorney Mike Duncan $2 worth of McDonalds coupons as a parting gift and then says nothing. Later, a couple of the new council members announce that they don't agree with Martin's choice for City Attorney-but never mention the new attorney's name. Who did the mortified Martin hire, Jackie Chiles? Damned odd, we'd say.
Speaking of attorneys, we hear rumors that a very well-known Northern Kentucky attorney may be representing the plaintiff in a new lawsuit soon to be filed against the malfeasant Martin. As we reminded you yesterday, Martin has been lusting after some good publicity. This attorney will generate a whole lot of publicity for Martin-but is won't be the least bit good.
We'll have more to report about the odd relationship between vile ancient crocodile Councilman Mary Koenig and her Cabana Boy-new Villa Hills' City Clerk-Craig Bohman. Plus, will Bohman get his own computer to play Minesweeper and Solitaire? Or will he have to share former Interim City Clerk Sue Bree's computer?
Next assignment: People are speculating why Councilman Brian R. Wischer sat through the riot at the March council meeting with what has been described as a "dopey" grin. Others say Wischer was "stoned-faced". We can only guess that he does inhale. He is good buddies with Jim Noll after all.
We are developing a story that Martin's and Koenig Cabana Boy Craig Bohman's plan to use bilious blowhard Kenton Kounty Boss Steve Arlinghaus' Kounty Kops to serve as his bodyguards for the April NON-SECRET MEETING may have hit a snag. Martin may be forced to recruit some civic club ass clowns to provide security.
The Martin Chronicles will also have the latest developments in the DUI and drug possession case against former-one-term-councilman-failed-State-Senate-candidate-running-police-barricades-with-a-box-of-marijuana-in-his-car Jim Noll. In a word: IDIOT.
When it comes to the malfeasant Martin, there is one thing of which we are absolutly sure. The worst is yet to come.
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