Thursday, March 21, 2013

More On Martin's Meeting Mayhem

The Martin Chronicles is all-too-well aware of Villa Hills malfeasant Mayor Mike Martin's profound stupidity. Some of our reporters believe that law enforcement, the court system-and the civic club ass clowns-have cut Martin a large piece of slack because they feel vaguely sorry for him. You know, "Run Mikey, Run!!" Well, The Martin Chronicles has no sympathy for Martin. Absolutely none at all.

Martin's flagrant disrespect for all of the residents who simply asked for the opportunity to express their concerns for his SECRET plans to disband the police department is unforgivable. Yes, Martin is STUPID. But with all the respect we can muster-and it ain't much-he is a very, very BAD guy as well.

Speaking of STUPID, Martin actually told WCPO that his SECRET plan to disband the police department is not "a public safety issue". Huh? Seriously? So then what the f*&% is it? Yes, Martin is an IDIOT. But, c'mon man!

Fortunately for the city-we think-Martin's SECRET plans were revealed before he could ram them through. Here is his original plan. STEP ONE: Cue up the first readings to disband the police department and contract with another agency for (LESS SAFE) coverage during his monthly SECRET meetings. STEP TWO: Ram through the votes at the monthly NON-SECRET meeting just a few days later. STEP THREE: Paper over the whole sordid mess by repeating over and over and over and over and over again that he is "saving money". Then let the pillaging and plundering begin.

Speaking of plundering, we have forensic accountants reviewing Martin's incomplete records of his legal bills from high-priced whore Toad McMurtry. We will be reporting our findings soon. Here's a tease. Did you know that Martin actually signed the purchase order to pay himself more than TWENTY-THREE THOUSAND DOLLARS OF YOUR MONEY. Oh, it gets much worse.