Monday, March 18, 2013

READY OR NOT: Here It Comes

The Martin Chronicles has been warning about this for more than a year and a half. We have talked to our sources deep inside the bowels of bilious blowhard Kenton Kounty Boss Steve Arlinghaus’ Court House. We have talked to informants we have developed in Erlanger, Ludlow, Park Hills, Ft. Mitchell, Crescent Springs and several other municipalities and organizations in Kenton County.

What is it we have been warning you about? Villa Hills’ malfeasant Mayor Mike Martin’s covert plan to finally rid himself of the two men he incorrectly holds responsible for his 2007 FORGERY ARREST. Namely, Villa Hills Police Chief Dan Goodenough and Detective Joe Schutzman. In the surprising event that you don’t know why we write “incorrectly”, let us explain. The only person who is responsible for Martin’s 2007 FORGERY ARREST is Martin. Martin was the one who cashed someone else’s checks after improperly signing that someone else’s name on the check.

The judges who tossed out Martin’s bogus lawsuit against Goodenough and Schutzman wrote in their opinion that what Martin did “was the very definition of FORGERY”. Just because a small majority of voters believed Martin’s LIES doesn’t make Martin’s FORGERY any less true.

So now the residents of Villa Hills are standing on the edge of the cliff, staring into the abyss. The voters went so far as to compound their problem by tossing out the councilmen who would have stood in the way of that dreaded euphemism Martin has adopted to describe his vindictive plan, “OUTSOURCING”. Rest assured that if a vote was held today to disband the Villa Hills’ Police Department and contract with a another entity for (LESS SAFE) coverage, the vile ancient crocodile Councilman Mary Koenig and her two puppets HBM-I and Wischer would provide Martin the opportunity to break a tie vote and complete his vengeful mission.

Oh, and that vote is coming. Several sources describe how the plan may unfold. The first step was Martin using YOUR money to hire an attorney to rewrite the Employee Policy Manual, stripping away even the basic protections. Then it was Koenig, HBM-I and Wischer conspiring with Martin to remove the straw-man "obstacle" of Civil Service protection.
 
As we have reported, Martin will soon bring in a hatchet man to serve as his City Attorney. Maybe it will be sparked when  Martin-and others-will “tweak” the police department schedule for the sole purpose of forcing Chief Goodenough to protest. Then Martin will terminate Goodenough for insubordination. Everything else will fall in to place. No one will be able to stop it at that point. No one.

If you still have your head in the sand thinking this isn’t possible, you are deluding yourself. We have talked to a number of people with other police departments who confirm that Martin has been working with them for some time to iron out the details of “outsourcing”. When it happens, it will happen very fast. Martin will say he is “doing it for the residents”. That will be another LIE in what has become a very long list of Martin’s LIES. 

If you support Martin’s efforts to destroy Goodenough, Schutzman and the rest of the police department, sit back and enjoy his show. If you believe Villa Hills is a city that should still protect itself, you had better get out of the La-Z-Boy and let your elected officials know how you feel. Before it is too late. The next meeting is this Wednesday night beginning at 7pm.

[EDITOR’S NOTE: It should come as no surprise that EDDIE has landed the role of JUDAS ISCARIOT in the upcoming PASSION PLAY at St. Jokers. In EDDIE’S case, it wasn’t 30 pieces of silver. EDDIE sold out the police department he falsely professes to love for the bargain basement fee of $55 worth of Martin’s ILLEGAL ELECTRICAL WORK.]
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