The Martin Chronicles hopes that a goodly number of the vapid voters-like Eddie-who inexplicably believed that the election of a real mixed bag of six new council people would somehow end the criminal enterprise that is Villa Hills' malfeasant Mayor Mike Martin's City government will come out of their stupor between now and November 4, 2014. Why? Because our reportage is revealing that it sure ain't getting any better. In fact, it seems to be getting worse.
We told you yesterday that The Half-Pint Hypocrite announced his plan to sue residents who he claims aren't paying what he has decided is their "fair share" of THE UNFAIR $40 PER CAR STICKER TAX. This despite the demonstrable fact that serious questions are unanswered about Martin's dodging all manner of taxes, license fees and permit fees since he launched his handyman business in 2004.
Not surprisingly, a serious glitch has surfaced. Evidently a number of people paid THE UNFAIR $40 PER CAR STICKER TAX in cash at the City Building. So what, you say? Well, we are learning that a number of those cash payments were never recorded. Why is that important? Well, because if you paid your fee in cash and if the payment was never recorded-YOU TOO WILL BE SUED! Can you say FUBAR?
You just know The Norwood Nitwit will blame somebody else for the disappearing cash. Perhaps the bucket-headed, crony-hire clerk/bookkeeper Cordelia Schaber forgot that "aught times aught is aught". Or maybe giantess MARY HARDMAN torched the money because of something she read in the "City Clerk for Dummies" book. Heck, maybe it vanished along with the Civic Club equipment General Zod donated to the City.
Who knows? The only thing we do know is that The Stammering Swiveler will have a scapegoat.Yes, he'll know you know that he's lying. But he won't care. We sure hope Councilman Jim Cahill doesn't announce that the missing money isn't "material". Our advice? All six council people should be hugging the bottom of their foxholes.
While we are on the subject of items that have gone missing. You remember the reprimand The Fidgety Forger dropped on inert Interim City Clerk Sue Bree hours before his removal hearing. We told you its missing, right?
Sources tell us that questions are being raised about a cover-up. The questioners say that Martin accused Bree of breaking Federal law, State and County statutes and City ordinances in the now-missing reprimand. If so, why wasn't any investigation done into the allegations of Bree's lawbreaking? What is Martin hiding now?
No wonder Shorty is so desperate to get rid of the local police department. No wonder Martin's high-priced whore Toad McMurtry established false guidelines, describing a police department that investigates its mayor as "unethical". No wonder Bree can continue to sit at her desk all day playing games on her computer on the taxpayers' dime.
[EDITOR'S NOTE: The February Secret Caucus meeting is scheduled for this week. We'll be delivering hard-hitting reporting.]
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