Half-Pint Hypocrite

The Martin Chronicles beloved publisher threw an unbelievable Super Bowl Party for the entire staff yesterday. An endless spread of food including Maryland crab cakes, seafood flown in fresh from Fisherman's Wharf and of course, Rice-A-Roni, the San Francisco treat! Our publisher also had a 105-inch high def flat-screen television installed in his posh media room just for the shindig. Incredible.

Party-goers included several bright opinion leaders who reside in Villa Hills' malfeasant Mayor Mike Martin's horrible hamlet who spent just a little time talking about their town's troubles. The main topic? The Norwood Knothead's decree that he was going to sue any resident who has not paid THE UNFAIR $40 PER CAR STICKER TAX.

The general-and obvious-consensus was that Shorty is a colossal hypocrite. There were two over-arching themes that served as reasons why.

First, THE FACT that The Swiveling Snake Oil Salesman told  many a resident that he planned to REPEAL THE UNFAIR $40 PER CAR STICKER TAX if elected while talking to them on their front porches or in their garages during his libelous, dirtbag 2010 mayoral campaign IS WELL-DOCUMENTED. Now, he is going to SUE YOU.

Second, how in good conscience can The Little Libeler sue anybody for not paying a tax when several "issues" were revealed during last year's Special Counsel investigation (look, we know. Shorty doesn't have a conscience, good or bad. But stay with us):

• Martin did not purchase an occupational license for his handyman business (a form of tax) for many of the years he was in business since 2004.
• Despite business filings claiming Mike Martin Electric/Quality Home Services is headquartered at 10 1/2 Anna Street in Reading, Ohio, the City of Reading claims to be unaware of The Fidgety Forger's existence and hence, has collected no business tax from him.
• The Special Counsel investigation revealed that a huge majority of Mr. Shoddy-At-Best's clientele never took the trouble to purchase a building permit-despite being legally obligated to do so. Permit fees are a form of tax. Investigators suspect that Shorty counseled his customers not to purchase the permits. Why? Because follow-up inspections of Shorty's electrical and plumbing work would have revealed he is unlicensed to perform such work.
• We are on the trail of several more examples.

The Little CEO's pending LAWSUITS AGAINST YOU are just another example of his corruption and incompetence. If you haven't come to the realization by now that Shorty believes the rules apply to everyone but him and his cronies, you probably never will. The rest of us have to wait another 638 days to see if there is any way to fix Martin's mess.

[PUBLISHER'S NOTE: We cannot find any solid evidence that the unlicensed Mike Martin Electric was in charge of the out-for thirty-four-minutes Superdome lights yesterday. But the prospect of it being true is still hilarious!]