Dial 'M' For Moron

The Martin Chronicles is just sitting here watching the wheels go round and round. We really love to watch 'em roll. We listen to those hand-wringers and bed-wetters who still hold out hope that six new faces around a council table can fix what is terribly wrong in malfeasant Mayor Mike Martin's Villa Hills. Our advice to those who still hold out that hope, "Rotsa ruck".

Because, you see, no matter how many

• new council people
• new city attorneys
• new police departments
• new city clerks
• new Facebook and Twitter posts
• new false promises to repeal THE UNFAIR $40 PER CAR STICKER TAX
• new lawsuits
• new non-material mistake-filled financial reports
• new "erased" hard drives that were really never erased
• new name-drops of mysterious Planning Commission president Paul de Paul
• new open records and records retention training sessions
• new libelous allegations
• new "wreck" committee meetings
• new mythical $30K discoveries
• new 'attaboys' from bilious blowhard County Boss Steve Barfinghaus
• new secret meetings
• new recruits for Martin's hillbilly lynch mob
• new City records to torch
• new caucus meetings
• new binge-drinking newly elected officials training sessions
• new computer companies
• new five-sided octagons
• new budgets
• new media outlets to bash
• new homemade signs later converted to outhouses
• new members of "Dead Pecker's Row"
• new uncrushed-by-a-backhoe safes
• new Handyman Manifestos
• new city parades and skirt games
• new claims of civic club equipment being "donated" to the city
• new crony hires
• new threats of gun violence spouted from the council chamber podium
• new fifty-year road plans that can change minute-to-minute
• new rounds of mud-jacking
• new "F" him, "F" her, "F" them sessions with the ass clowns at the civic club
• new reassurances that you ARE getting what you voted for
• new excuses for missing cash
• new excuses for missing reprimands
• new excuses for total, complete, abject failure
• new psychological disorders
• new scapegoats to blame

One thing remains the same. That is the root cause of the embarrassing problems in Villa Hills City government. Who is that? That is the corrupt and incompetent Nitwit From Norwood himself, Mike Martin.

And of course, Martin has more than his share of enablers. You know who they are.

• the Civic Club ass clowns
• the Tea Party pinheads
• the St. Joke's Heavy-Drinking Men's Society
• the burgeoning hillbilly voting bloc
• the gun-toters
• the pot-smokers
• the tax-dodgers
• the homemade sign-makers
• the howl-at-the-moon lunatics
• County Boss Steve Barfinghaus
• high-priced whore Toad McMurtry
• former Councilgeek Mike Pope
• failed State Senate Candidate Jim Noll, and last but certainly not least
• Eddie
  

We will have to wait 636 days to see if what is left of the sane voters will be enough to unclog the overflowing toilet that is the Martin Misadministration.

[EDITOR'S NOTE: A number of people have been inquiring about the true identity of General Zod. Seriously? Isn't it obvious? Haven't you been reading the posts?]