Cincinnati.com has posted a story misleadingly entitled, "Villa Hills may look for police department bids". May look? Really? MAY look? C'mon, Man!!! The correct headline would be, "Martin has been secretly looking for police department bids for more than a year". This is why we are confident that the doofus headline-writer for cincinnati.com is an absolute shoe-in for the First Annual Shorty Award for "Lamest member of the lame-stream media". And the competition for that award is fierce.
The Nitwit From Norwood-brace yourself-even lies in cincinnati.com's innocuous little blurb. What does "All Hail The Superior" say? "As I told everyone from the beginning, I've had four different departments approach me and offer to give us bids for services". That is a lie layered upon a bigger lie.
Our publisher would not be pleased with cincinnati.com's junior reporter's efforts. Why? Well, how about asking The Dissembling Dipstick-as follow-up-when he told anyone about these bids?" Insiders tell us that Martin has even been reassuring the ass clowns from the civic club as recently as last week that "anybody who sez I'm thinkin' about doin' that there thang (disbanding the police department) is lyin' to you all". Okay Mayor Moron, exactly who is THE LIAR? Never mind. The answer is obvious.
Besides, these departments DID NOT approach The Fidgety Forger. Martin has approached them-and others. How do we know this? Our informants in Kounty Boss Steve Barfinghaus' Kourt House and The City of Ft. Mitchell have been telling us so for many months. It would not be unreasonable to assume that cincinnati.com's junior reporter would gain some sense that Martin is well, how to say it?, uh, er A DAMNED LIAR. She has covered Shorty for some time now. But no. She appears to be too anxious to flit off to send a tweet or post something on Facebook-both of which having virtually no readership-than to do just a little digging for THE TRUTH.
Do we really have to explain why Martin has pushed so hard for this? The Swiveling Snake Oil Salesman has been seeking revenge against Police Chief Dan Goodenough, Detective Joe Schutzman and the entire police department ever since he had an arrest warrant issued for him for forgery. He sued the chief and detective AND the taxpayers (despite the fact that he happily lied to the taxpayers, telling them he wasn't suing them) for $1.505 MILLION.
Shorty decided to take a different approach after that potential taxpayer-funded CASH EXPLOSION was tossed out of two courts. What next? Get the chief and detective BY DESTROYING THE ENTIRE POLICE DEPARTMENT. And The Little Liar is well on his way to doing exactly that.
All of the civic club ass clowns, hillbillies, Tea Party fanatics, St. Joe's Heavy Drinking Men Society members, gun nuts, EDDIE and all the other moronic Martinites ARE GETTING EXACTLY WHAT THEY VOTED FOR. The rest of us are going to have to wait another 634 days to see if there is any hope at all to fix this terrible mess Martin continues to create. There is a lot of work to do. It is now ALL about 11-4-14.
