Saturday, October 4, 2014

WEEKENDER II: There Is No Longer Any Need For "Extensive Research"

The Martin Chronicles has been reporting on the corruption and incompetence of Villa Hills malfeasant Mayor Mike Martin since October 8, 2011. We were closely watching him long before that launch date. We never liked what we saw. Thousands of hours of investigation, interviews and eye-witness accounts long ago brought us to the undeniable conclusion that the mendacious Martin is a classic, pathological liar.

Despite the fact that no reasonable person requires any further evidence of or needs to do extensive research about Martin's perpetual dishonesty, we are still going to report examples of it. Why? Because there is a very important election looming. And, Martin must be voted out of the mayor's office if Villa Hills is to have any chance to recover from the last four dreadful years of continual embarrassment.

So what happened this time? Well, Martin's dishonesty was on full display at the recent mayoral candidate forum hosted by the fine folks of Prospect Point. You remember, don't you? The forum where Martin's son-in-law Joe lied about living in Villa Hills and Martin sycophant-and horrible city council candidate-the lunatic Dave Hilgeford, was brought in to ask Martin stupid, softball questions. Yes, that one.

Well, Martin opened his mean-spirited comments to the residents of the Prospect Point community by essentially-and dishonestly-telling them that they were lucky that he was there to grace them with his dishonest presence. Why? Because he claimed he "didn't know any thing about this event".

Martin quickly fled the podium after his dishonest presentation. One of the organizers of the event noticed that the diminutive dictator left his paperwork behind. That organizer grabbed the papers left behind and noticed that it included the letter inviting him to the event.

The opinionated haters, Ghoul-Aid drinkers, civic club assclowns and boys who evidently conduct-not-quite-extensive-enough-research might say, "So what?" But reasonable people know why the letter inviting the dishonest Martin to the event is important.

You see, that invitation provides absolute proof that the dishonest Martin was well aware of the Prospect Point event. But, for reasons only the dishonest Martin can explain, he chose to claim otherwise. What is wrong with Martin? Why can't he ever the truth about anything?

The voting begins in a little more that 29 days.