Laugh Lines

The Martin Chronicles wants to give you a little more on Martin's shoddy-at-best performance at last night's Town Hall meeting. The little fella is either a tremendous con artist or completely out of touch with reality. Come to think of it, he's both.

 

First, a little set-up is required. As you know, Martin has:

• Wasted more than $500,000 of taxpayer money on his personal-and now City-Attorney Toad V. McMurtry, other lawyers, lawsuits and other legal actions.
• Cut himself a check that put more than $23,000 of taxpayer money in to his own personal pocket.
• Squandered more than $20,000-yes, $20,000 (Not the budgeted amount of $12,000)- on a park that virtually no resident ever uses, or even knows exists.
• Put the poor taxpayers on the hook to pay a fine to the State of Kentucky for more than $200,000 because of his reckless behavior. That debacle isn't even on the city's books yet. 

Get the picture? Sure you do.


So, Martin actually had the nerve to tell last night's audience that he is "stingy with the taxpayers' money". That incredibly dishonest comment caused The Martin Chronicles' BS meter to explode in a mushroom cloud!


The audience reaction? Gasps of shock. Muttering. Rumblin'. Fumblin'. Stumblin'. And, most of all? Laughter.


November 4 is right around the corner.