Wednesday, May 28, 2014

You Just Have To Laugh

The Martin Chronicles just knew the little fella wouldn't be able to control himself at tonight's City Council meeting. We know that Villa Hills megalomaniacal Mayor Mike Martin is like most tin pot dictators who are obsessed with the firm belief that the sun rises and sets because of them. It's simultaneously pathetic and hilarious.

In case you missed it, Martin took the occasion of tonight's council meeting to take nearly full credit for Villa Hills recent recognition in that powerhouse publication, Cincy Business magazine. It was almost too fun to watch for the long-time political reporters who work for the beloved publisher of The Martin Chronicles.

You see, Martin "went off like THE DEVIL in a church the middle of a crowded room". The tiny tyrant almost appeared desperate to absolve himself of all of the terrible things he has DISHONESTLY done to heap GREAT SHAME on Villa Hills over these past nearly-four, dreadful years of his terrible regime. The only way you can truly understand Martin's SHAMELESSNESS is to see it for yourself.

After a lengthy round of bruising chest-beating, the mallet-headed Martin pompously announced that he had graciously set aside some of his precious face time for his underlings-also known as the City Council-to heap additional praise on to the diminutive dictator's "stellar achievement". What happened next was truly priceless.

To their credit, the City Council realized that Martin had just made a complete and utter fool of himself. After all, Cincy Business magazine's recognition was based primarily on the facts that Villa Hills is a beautiful bedroom community and is conveniently located to both CVG and downtown Cincinnati.

Even Martin's supplicant City Council fully understands that Martin has absolutely, positively nothing to do with those two undeniable facts. So, all six councilmembers just sat there, as silent as the proverbial Cigar Store Indian. Yes, it was uncomfortable. But it was funny as hell as well.

You see, a rapidly-growing number of people within and outside the borders of Villa Hills are coming to realize that Villa Hills wasn't recognized for Martin's "efforts" but instead despite Martin's well-documented antics. For instance, ask most members of the Kenton County Mayor's group what they think of Martin. They will not have kind things to say.

The voters will have the opportunity to unclog the over-flowing toilet known as the Martin Administration on November 4.

[EDITOR'S NOTE: The Martin Chronicles is preparing a full report on Martin's attempted power grab to have complete, unchecked control of THE TAXPAYER'S MONEY.]