Friday, May 23, 2014

WEEKENDER III: A Not-So-Pleasant Valley Sunday

The Martin Chronicles beloved publisher and staff hopes (almost) everyone in our ever-growing audience is enjoying this Memorial Day Weekend, 2014. We also ask you to be sure to take some time to remember all of the members of the military and police and fire personnel who have given what Abraham Lincoln once described as "the last full measure of devotion" to keep all of us safe and secure in the greatest nation that has ever existed on the face of God's wondrous planet Earth.

Sure, there is turmoil and uncertainty all over the globe, including in this amazing country of ours. But if Americans have proven anything to the rest of the world over the past two hundred and thirty-eight years, it is that almost any wrong can eventually be righted.

And so it is in the embarrassed City of Villa Hills, Kentucky, nestled along the rolling banks of the powerful Ohio River. A diminutive dictator named Mike Martin crawled up from the sewers of Norwood, Ohio and LIED his way in to the leadership position of that once-proud town in the fall of 2010. What has followed over the next nearly four, long, miserable years has been a total disgrace. But we are nowhere near the final chapter for this embattled burg.

Why? Because the founders of this great nation struggled mightily to create a system of government that allowed for the opportunity of self-correction. Not by bullets, but by ballots. And those next set of ballots will be cast on November 4, 2014. That is only 162 days away.

Thanks to America's founders, the voters of Villa Hills will have the opportunity to decide if Martin has earned the right to serve for another four years:
  • Will the voters simply keep their doors barricaded and ignore the HUGE SPIKE IN CRIME that has been created by Martin's relentless vendetta against the Villa Hills Police Department? Or, will they hold their malicious mayor accountable for the incessant vendetta he has waged at THEIR GREAT EXPENSE OVER HIS 2007 FORGERY ARREST?
  • Will the voters hold their collective noses and ignore Martin's non-stop LIES? Or, will they hold the tiny tyrant accountable for those LIES?
  • Will the voters ignore the worries about their shrinking wallets and ignore Martin's MULTIPLE TAX INCREASES? Or, will they hold the diminutive dictator accountable for his OUTRAGEOUS, TAXPAYER-FUNDED RIP-OFFS?
  • Will the voters ignore the fact that Martin's incessant 2012 whining that he just needed a new City Council who was willing to work with him was nothing more than a SELF-SERVING CAMPAIGN LIE? Or, will they toss out self-serving nitwits like the crook Martin, the vile, ancient crocodile Mary Koenig, the dimbulb Holly B. Menninger-Isenhour and Flyin' Brian Wischer on their asses on November 4?
  • Will the voters choose to ignore Martin using TAXPAYER MONEY to disgracefully hire unqualified people and cronies like BUCKET-HEADED $47.50 PER HOUR BOOK-KEEPER Cordelia Schaber, disqualified people like the miniature mullah's personal-and now City-Attorney Toad V. McMurtry and pandering butt-lickers like the ne'er-do-well "Craigory"? Or, will they decide to toss this entire motley crew out on their asses on November 4?
  • Will the voters turn a blind eye to the fact that Martin was convicted on SEVEN OF NINE COUNTS OF OFFICIAL MISCONDUCT, received a dressing-down from a respected judge for HIS ILLEGAL DESTRUCTION OF CITY RECORDS and got hammered with a CONFIDENTIAL REPRIMAND FROM THE VILLA HILLS ETHICS BOARD FOR HIS MISUSE OF CITY PERSONNEL AND RESOURCES? Or, will they hold Martin accountable for his GROSS DISREGARD OF THE ETHICS LAWS?
  • Will the voters believe the LIES of the collective nitwittery of the self-employed "life-coaches", overweight car salesmen and the other abject fools who remained silent as some crook ripped-off hundreds of thousands of dollars from the civic club? Or, will the majority of voters finally realize that Martin is nothing more than a lowbrow CROOK himself?
If the voters rightfully choose to ignore nitwits like the civic club assclowns like General Zod and Too Fat Tony and oddballs like former-Council-geek Mike Pope on November 4, 2014, Mike Martin will be looking for some other venue to RUIN and RIP-OFF after December 31, 2014.

The Martin Chronicles is counting down the days.