But here it is anyway. When that pinheaded councilwoman goes to the Civic Club to kill whatever may be left of her obviously-diminished brain cells, she might ought-a keep her big, ugly yap SHUT.
But, brothers and sisters, we are all very happy that the nincompoop councilwoman decided to run her big mouth at the Civic Club. Because it tells us that while VERY BAD THINGS ARE HAPPENING FOR THE TAXPAYERS OF VILLA HILLS THANKS TO VILLA HILLS MALFEASANT MAYOR MIKE MARTIN, a good thing may have finally happened for the railroaded former Police Chief.
We are so happy that we're all reminded of lines from a very funky, uplifting song our beloved publisher frequently pipes in to the palatial offices he provides. If you don't know the song, you should track it down. The song is performed by Pharrell Williams. You probably won't be surprised that the title of the song is "Happy".
So what are the Pharrell Williams song lines that we think of based on what we have learned from our undercover observers?
Here comes bad news, talking this and that.
But give me all you got, and don't hold it back.
Well, I should probably warn you, I'll be just fine.
No offense to you, don't waste your time, here's why-
Because I'm HAPPY.
If Martin and his goon squad aren't happy about the impact of a settlement with the poorly-treated former Police Chief, it must be good-and finally fair-for that former Police Chief. If it's BAD NEWS FOR THE TAXAPAYERS, well, THAT'S MARTIN'S FAULT. The voters elected Martin, after all.
As you listen to the song, clap along if you believe that HAPPINESS IS THE TRUTH.
