The Martin Chronicles has learned that Villa Hills malfeasant Mayor Mike Martin held a 2014 re-election campaign kick-off event hosted by the ass clowns at the Civic Club. It was attended by the very best of Martin's notorious hillbilly lynchmob.
In other words, the Civic Club bar was full of rustlers, cut throats, murderers, bounty hunters, desperados, mugs, pugs, thugs, nitwits, halfwits, dimwits, vipers, snipers, con men, Indian agents, Mexican bandits, muggers, buggerers, bushwhackers, hornswogglers, horse thieves, bull d#&es, train robbers, bank robbers, a$$-kickers, s#!t-kickers and Koenigs. Sources tell us that it was a quite a rally for the little wahoo messiah from Norwood.
Observers tell us that Martin reassured the assembled mob of ne'er-do-wells by telling them that his "operatives are already busy getting dirt on potential opponents". We suspect that officials from the highest levels of Kenton County government are some of Martin's obfuscating operatives.
We wonder if any of those potential opponents had a group of respected judges opine that they had committed FORGERY for signing their deceased mother's name on their deceased mother's checks, pocketing the proceeds so that other members of the family who were also entitled to the money received nothing? We guess we'll find out soon enough.
Will the upcoming election be ugly? Will it bring more embarrassment to the already-embarrassed town of Villa Hills? You bet it will.
That's why we look forward to covering it every single day.
[PUBLISHER'S NOTE: Sources have told us that The Martin Chronicles reportage on Martin's DISHONEST "search" for former Police Chief Dan Goodenough replacement changed his decision. We're good with that.]
