Wednesday, December 25, 2013

Merry Christmas!

The Martin Chronicles wishes all of its audience-even the ne'er-do-wells who are keeping a regular tab on us-a very Merry Christmas. May it be the best day of the entire year for all of you. Yes, this is the so-called "beloved publisher" sending you this message. Why? Because I am manning The Martin Chronicles all alone today.

But you should know that when the staff returns in full force tomorrow we will have many, many exciting things on which to report. The days ahead will reveal even more mendacious misadventures of the mismanaging and malfeasant Villa Hills Mayor Mike Martin.

2014 will also be an exciting year. Why? Well, the diminutive dictator Martin will have to stand for re-election.  Every time Martin tells a campaign LIE, we'll be there telling you the TRUTH. We know it will be very busy, but we just can't wait.

Anyway, MERRY CHRISTMAS! And, HOLD ON TO YOUR HATS!!! The best is yet to come.

It's only 314 more days until the next Election Day!