Our beloved publisher's friends jumped at the chance to work with him again to cover Martin's corruption. Most of us had worked with our beloved publisher before, covering rampant rip-offs in the past.
When our pesky little blog launched on October 8, 2011, none of us knew what to expect. As far as we knew, it could have ended up a very short-term proposition. In all honesty, we were pleasantly surprised that The Martin Chronicles immediately began to build a very loyal and growing audience.
The mallet-headed Martin has never let us down. Every single time the diminutive dictator is presented with the opportunity to actually serve the public, he makes the wrong choice. Martin can't help himself. Martin always chooses to do things that squander more taxpayer money in his mindless pursuit of his vendetta against everyone he blames for his 2007 FORGERY ARREST. This despite the fact that Martin has no one to blame for his 2007 FORGERY ARREST but himself.
The Martin Chronicles is now a must-read for many other late-to-the-party media outlets. We have been pleasantly surprised every time we read a report from another media outlet that "borrows" from our meticulously accurate reportage.
Yes, we know we have our critics. But we realize that these critics are simply upset because we have accurately reported their misdeeds. Hey, you know what? If you are caught either lying to the police or the Special Counsel the previous City Council hired to investigate Martin, we are going to call you out on it. That's just the way it is.
Sure, we realize that the endless antics of the mendacious Martin, his taxpayer-funded goon squad, his hillbilly lynchmob, General Zod and the rest of the Civic Club ass-clowns, the sign-stealers, the Rhine Maiden and other mindless minions serving on the current City Council, the hand-wringing bed-wetters, the Facebook posters and bilious blowhard Kenton Kounty Judge Executive Steve Arlinghaus make for seemingly-easy writing that attracts readership. But we don't take anything for granted.
We have typically announced each new readership milestone. But we have to confess that we've been awfully busy lately. We've been covering the mismanaging Martin's seemingly endless stream of costly-to-the-taxpayer-hastily-convened-no-longer-so-"special" Special Meetings, Martin's endless stream of costly-to-the-taxpayer legal hires and legal actions and his desperate attempt to finagle the taxpayers in to paying the legal liabilities he has created for himself resulting from his LIES, LIBEL, SLANDER and DEFAMATION.
So, we are going to report our latest success now. Yes, it is a bit late, But better late than never.
You see, The Martin Chronicles welcomed it's ONE HUNDRED AND EIGHTY THOUSANDTH READER late last week. And we are very thankful for the continued readership and support. Not bad.
Not too bad at all.
