More Fraud, Waste And Abuse

The Martin Chronicles has been receiving a number of troubling reports from the recent Villa Hills "wreck committee" meeting. It seems that the perpetually-constipated General Zod told the assembled masses that he "gave the civic club's equipment to the city" to maintain the ballfields some time ago. Hearing that, vile ancient crocodile Councilman Mary Koenig contacted Public Works Director Derrick Yelton, only to learn that the city never received the equipment as General Zod claimed.

Oh really? Is that a fact? That's damned strange, isn't it? So if the civic club no longer has their equipment and the City doesn't have the civic club equipment then just where in the wide, wide world of sports is it? Several questions are bouncing around town.

• Is General Zod's memory of this incorrect?
• Did the civic club ever really have any equipment?
• Does the civic club really still have the equipment?
• Did the City ever have the equipment General Zod claims he gave them?
• Was it given-or perhaps sold-to some other unknown entity?
• If it was sold to some other entity, where are the proceeds from that sale?

The ass clowns at the civic club need to ask some serious questions. But they probably won't. One more agitated-and sane-member of the civic club asked, "Why does it seem like General Zod is always around when club money or club resources go missing?" We don't know if that is a fair question at this point. But we fully intend to find out.

By the way, why is business correspondence for contractor Ron Bree-husband of inert and inept Interim City Clerk Sue Bree-coming to the taxpayer-funded fax machine at the City Building? That doesn't seem right. We wonder if Shorty's high-priced whore Toad McMurtry would see that as some sort of ethical problem? We wonder what former Councilschmuck Mike Pope would think about this? Pope was very upset simply because Ron Bree did work for the City some years back.What does Pope think about the possibility of Ron Bree running his business out of the taxpayer-funded City Building? Some-not us-speculate that perhaps Mr. Bree and the unlicensed handyman Mike Martin are launching some kind of joint business venture. We are investigating.

Next, the moronic Martin's Tea Party voting bloc is probably happy to hear that he is saving, well, uh, er, tens of dollars on light bulbs, paper towels, car washes and coffee. Do they realize that The Norwood Nitwit has squandered more than $200,000 in unnecessary overtime this year? We doubt it. It is probably too big of a number for the "Don't Tread On Me" flag-wavers to wrap their empty heads around anyway.

Now batting, HBM-I (Holly Boo Boo) may want to consider the fact that being highly critical of former council people to those doing business with the City isn't too smart. But then neither is she. You see Holly Boo Boo, losing an election is not the equivalent of losing all of your friends. What's that old expression? Holly Boo Boo  would be far better keeping her meandering mouth shut and let those around her think she might be stupid rather than flap her jaws and confirm everyone's suspicions. Some think HBM-I may be even dumber than $47.50 per hour, crony-hire, bucket-headed bookkeeper Cordelia Schaber. Brothers and sisters, that is saying something.

And we still aren't in the second month of Martin's "golden moment".