The Martin Chronicles is sure that if you have been reading our blog for any length of time you know we have less-than-zero regard for bilious blowhard Kenton Kounty Boss Steve "I don't pay my Villa Hills' UNFAIR $40 PER CAR STICKER TAX" Arlinghaus. But we do pay attention to him. Much like we would pay attention to a rattle snake, scorpion or skunk.
So what did Boss Taxpayer-Funded-Granite-Counter-Tops say at last night's Villa Hills council debacle? If you watched it, you know. If you didn't, we'll clue you in.
Arlinghaus was waxing ineloquently about the wondrousness that is the Kounty emergency dispatch service. It appears that malfeasant Mayor Mike Martin's Villa Hills will be switching to the Kounty service by the end of the calendar year. As Boss Arlinghaus was explaining this grim fact he added, "AND WE DON"T KNOW WHERE YOUR POLICE DEPARTMENT WILL BE BY THEN." You don't say? We did not know that.
So here it comes. The out-of-date Mary Koenig just freed up Shorty to fire the police chief. Next Arlinghaus sends in the Kenton Kounty Kops. Our sources tell us that The Norwood Nitwit may "go public" with his plans as soon as March.
[EDITOR'S NOTE: We'll be reporting a whole lot more. On a not-so-lighter note, one quipster was shocked when seeing Councilwoman HBM-I on television. The comment? "Hey, I know they say the camera adds ten pounds. But, c'mon. She isn't Holly Boo Boo. She's Holly Moo Moo!]
