Tuesday, January 15, 2013

Breaking News: Don't Mess With Shorty

The Martin Chronicles is covering a rapidly developing story about Villa Hills' malignant Mayor Mike Martin. Here is what we are fairly certain of so far.

It appears that The Nitwit From Norwood is very upset about social network messages expressing support for the Villa Hills Police Department. Makes sense for a mayor of a City to be upset about support for his police department, right? No. Huh? Well, at least it probably makes sense to Eddie, Donna and the ass clowns from the civic club.

So anyway, Shorty has decided to take his anger out on Ken's Towing in Crescent Springs. Why? Why not? It's The Unlicensed Liar after all. What has The Little Fella done? We are told that Martin has ordered his police department to stop using Ken's Towing. This despite a good relationship that goes back decades.

Yes, the hillbillies are getting EXACTLY what they voted for. The rest of us have to wait 658 days until Martin stands for re-election. There is a whole lot of work to do between now and then.
EDITOR'S NOTE: We know you already know this. But Councilman Mary Koenig is in this up to her chins as well. If Martin and Koenig are worried about where the "leaks" are coming from, they may want to look at their own computer company NKOL. It is an acronym for No Knowledge Off Limits.]