What shenanigans might Martin and his goon squad be cooking up now? Remember, past is prologue. The biggest goon in Martin's squad of goons is that ancient crocodile Councilman Mary Koenig. And does she ever have a past.
Stay with us here. Several long-time observers tell us that Councilman Koenig had a plan for "good publicity" the last time she was in a position to lead a mayor around by the ear. She almost pulled it off then. She may be willing to give it another try. She's been stewing in her swamp for a dozen years after all.
So what is it? Well, don't be surprised if Martin, Koenig, HBM-I, Brian Wischer or some combination thereof announce that they are going to try to "bring back" the Voice of Villa Hills. Hopefully, some of you realize that no one needs to "bring back" the Voice. Why? Because it didn't go anywhere. It simply went the way of many publications. The Voice went digital.
So why would Shorty describe it as "bringing it back"? That's easy. Because that sounds a lot less controversial than saying he wants to "TAKE IT OVER". But maybe-just maybe-The Fidgety Forger and his merry band of brainless bumpkins want to do exactly that. Shorty is devious enough to know that most of the hillbillies in his little suburb would never figure out what he was up to.
Why would The Norwood Sewer Rat want to TAKE OVER THE VOICE? He's virtually illiterate after all. But past events provide powerful clues.
- Martin earns himself a reprimand from the City's Ethics Board for improperly using City resources and personnel to distribute a PRO ROAD TAX flyer in the November 2011 Voice of Villa Hills
- Martin files a bogus Better Business Bureau claim against the Voice of Villa Hills
- Martin distributes a LIBELOUS DIATRIBE in the April 2012 Voice
- Martin enlists members of his hillbilly lynchmob to post PRO-SHORTY comments on the Voice of Villa Hills Facebook page
- Martin wastes YOUR tax dollars paying inert Interim City Clerk Sue Bree to count Voice of Villa Hills Facebook posts
