The Martin Chronicles feels it's important to write that we didn't have a dog in the Civil Service Commission fight. It's wasn't our issue. In reality, the only people really effected by the existence-or now non-existence-of the Civil Service Commission are the already deeply demoralized employees of The City of Villa Hills. Heck, many of you would be demoralized as well if you had to work for The Norwood Nitwit.
Council voted 3-3 to repeal the Civil Service Commission at last night's meeting. Not surprisingly, The Fidgety Forger cast the tie-breaking vote in favor of repeal. We think that pattern will continue for most of the next two years. Three serious-minded council people will weigh the merits of each issue. At least until Shorty's hillbilly lynchmob and the ass clowns from the civic club beat Councilmembers Baehner, Balson and Cahill into submission.
There were some memorable moments leading up to the vote. Is The Martin Chronicles alone in seeing the rich irony dripping from the venomous ancient crocodile Mary Koenig's comment that "the Civil Service Commission is out-of-date?" "Out-of-date" Fraulein Koenig? Seriously? Did you just criticize something for being "out-of-date"? "Out-of-date" like Mike Martin's mustache? "Out-of date" like disco music? "Out-of-date" like typewriters? "Out-of-date" like Korean War C-Rations? Or even far more "out-of-date" like you?
We do have two concerns about last night's vote. The ossified Mary Koenig has already explained that the Civil Service Commission needed to be disbanded because "Martin needs to fire Chief Goodenough". Is that what Shorty meant when he wrote in his libelous manifesto of April, 2012 that "YOU ARE GETTING EXACTLY WHAT YOU VOTED FOR"? We aren't sure. Given Villa Hills' exploding hillbilly voting bloc it's possible. But we hope not.
Secondly, Martin's massive incompetence is now unleashed. Just look at the two cronies Martin has hired on his own. Both are an embarrassment. You're paying bucket-headed bookkeeper Cordelia Schaber $47.50 per hour for what? And MARY HARDMAN? You remember MARY HARDMAN. You know, the giantess who thought she read in a book somewhere that it was really okay to illegally torch City documents? What a mess. You can now look for much more of the same cronyism and nitwittery.
Last night's vote may have been pointless. The Unlicensed Handyman may already have a way to finally get rid of Chief Goodenough and the rest of the Police Department anyway. As we have reported, Kenton Kounty Kops may be in Villa Hills very near future.
[EDITOR'S NOTE: We'll have further reports on last night's debacle. Here's a tease. It looks like Villa Hills' Recreation Committee has "GONE MEDIEVAL".]
