Thursday, January 10, 2013

Loose Lips Sinking Shorty?

The Martin Chronicles has had several sources confirm that barfly Villa Hills' Councilwoman HBM-I has been very open about the SECRET MEETING she, malfeasant Mayor Mike Martin and others had with bilious blowhard Kenton Kounty Boss Steve Arlinghaus. HBM-I has said on multiple occasions that  the meeting was convened to discuss "the merger of Villa Hills' services with Kenton Kounty". Kenton Kounty Kourthouse snitches tell us that the power-mad, VILLA HILLS' $40 PER CAR UNFAIR STICKER TAX-DODGING Arlinghaus "is ready to sign-off on the merger yesterday".

Sources also confirm that HBM-I even blurted this news out in a group with Martin in attendance. Witnesses say that The Norwood Nitwit looked "stricken" when he realized that his plot had been revealed. We wonder why?

A whole lot of things are starting to make a great deal of sense in a big old hurry. A large chunk of time was spent at the January 2 Villa Hills SECRET MEETING discussing ways that PUBLIC information could be kept PRIVATE. Councilmembers Koenig, Wischer, HBM-I and even The Fidgety Forger himself peppered the City Attorney with questions about quorums, e-mails, open records and open meetings.

Witnesses are convinced that these questions weren't being asked to ensure compliance. None of these "Sunshine Laws" have mattered to the underhanded Martin during his first twenty-four dreadful months in office and nothing has changed.

The Martin Chronicles is told that the City Attorney advised the questioners that, with three statutorily-outlined exceptions, ALL information and communications are PUBLIC. One well-placed observer is certain that "the City Attorney's warnings fell on stone-deaf ears".

Villa Hills and its knuckle-dragging voting public are turning out to be a whole lot like a Jeff Foxworthy routine. How so? "You may be a stupid hillbilly if you really believed the malfeasant Martin and his loud-mouthed wife Janet when they said all Shorty needed was a new council". Yeeeeeeeeeeeeee-haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!!!!!

We also thought you might enjoy this photograph taken at the kick-off meeting of The Martin for Mayor in 2014 re-election committee. Happy Days Are Here Again!