We are following several new story leads about Villa Hills' malfeasant Mayor Mike Martin's Reign of Error coming in via phone and email. While Martin's burgeoning hillbilly voting bloc, the ass clowns from the civic club and those overcome with gratitude because Shorty left church early to unclog their sister's toilet would probably whine and disagree, it is becoming abundantly clear that no number of new councilpeople will cure the ills of Villa Hills dysfunctional City government. The root cause of the problems is the dishonest and bungling Nitwit From Norwood, Mike Martin.
It hasn't been one month and the bloom is already off the rose:
- Holly Boo Boo and Brian R. Wischer travel to Lexington-on your dime-allegedly to learn their new roles and responsibilites. Thanks to our publisher's contacts at the Kentucky League of Cities we know nothing of the sort happened. Instead, waste and disgrace.
- We know that the City's financial information continues to be a tangled bag of snakes. Yes, Shorty sent some gibberish to the council right before the last meeting, but it was chock full of errors and questionable entries. Why do the taxpayers continue to pay bucketheaded bookkeeper Cordelia Schaber $47.50 per hour for this incompetence when she resigned in November 2011?
- A gentle word of advice to Councilmember Jim Cahill. Our sources tell us you possess an excellent accounting mind. But be careful saying things like, "Yeah, we know these reports aren't accurate. But the errors aren't material. So lets go ahead and approve these reports anyway". When things go haywire-and they will-rest assured that the Fidgety Forger will tell the State Auditor that it was all your fault. Just sayin'.
- Several sources are confirming that The Little CEO and the vile, ancient crocodile Mary Koenig are already in a fierce battle for control. Shorty may want to invest in a Nut Buddy.
- For some reason The Swiveling Snake Oil Salesman has decided to jettison his City Attorney Mike Duncan. The list of applicants reads like "CRONIES ON PARADE". Steve Wolnitzek? Really? He's represents (Shorty co-defendant) Dale Schaber in a LIBEL, SLANDER and DEFAMATION lawsuit for the love of the Almighty Spirit. Seriously? C'mon man!
- Bilious blowhard County Boss Steve Arlinghaus is very close to sealing the deal with Mayor Moron on the surrender of several City services. Anyone who thinks that the slumlord Arlinghaus will provide better services is a shoe-in to be accepted as a lifetime member of Dead Pecker's Row. We wish you well.
