The Martin Chronicles is guessing that Villa Hills malfeasant Mayor Mike Martin is holding so many off-the-radar-screen meetings for more than just keeping the public in the dark. What else is The Norwood Nitwit doing? Sources seem to think that Shorty is trying to keep his legendary incompetence under wraps as well.
You see, even someone as incredibly stupid as Mayor Moron is probably not so incredibly stupid that he doesn't have at least some vague sense of how incredibly stupid he is. Heck, we don't know. Maybe Shorty is getting guidance from his high-priced whore Toad McMurtry. Or, perhaps advice is being lent by former one-term council member and failed State Senate candidate Jim Noll. Some even think assistance is being offered by bilious blowhard County Boss Steve Barfinghaus or maybe even George Ripoffberger. Who knows? Better yet, who cares?
Witnesses say that Martin held yet another clandestine meeting last night. What is Shorty up to now? We don't know-yet. There is one thing we are sure of though. This latest surreptitious shindig will lead to yet another foul-up of some kind to add to The Fidgety Forger's long, legendary line of foul-ups. Rest assured, however, that whatever goes haywire will be somebody else's fault.
We have also learned that there was another small, covert meeting on Monday night. Again, we aren't entirely sure what ground was being covered (up), but witnesses say that HBM-I (Holly Boo Boo) and Flyin' Brian Wischer were seen entering and leaving the building.
We have also learned that the vile ancient crocodile Councilman Mary Koenig held a recreation committee meeting the other night. Committee members refer to it as the "wreck committee". Given who is involved, we understand why.
Okay, since you're asking, we'll disclose a couple of the "wreck committee" members. First, it's great to see perpetually-constipated General Zod back in the public arena again. We don't know what contributions the General will make, but we know they will be bad. Very bad.
We're also very pleased to see Joe Ciameasigntosteal on board. He fits right in with this band of ne'er-do-wells. Sources say that Ciameasigntosteal is trying to convince the ass clowns from the civic club to foot the entire bill for a new Fire In The Hills. Why? Ciameasigntosteal says the miasmic Martin has a hankering to dress up in women's clothes and wave at some soft balls again. Boy howdy.
The best news? The Dissembling Doofus' "golden moment" is still only in its first month. This is gettin' really good.
[EDITOR'S NOTE: Now that the courts have ruled that firearms cannot be prohibited from municipal buildings look for everyone to "gun-up" the third Wednesday of every month at Villa Hills council meetings. "Open meetin's? We don't need no steenkin' open meetin's".]
