The Martin Chronicles is busy trying to confirm the details of a fast-breaking story about THE FIRST NON-SECRET COUNCIL MEETING OF THE YEAR scheduled for this Wednesday night. Sources believe Councilman Brian R. Wischer plans to propose that all City meetings begin at 4:20 from now on. Snitches also think the proposal will include multiple, pre-arranged times for snack breaks during the meeting.
Our informants are working to confirm that someone isn't just blowing smoke. We'll keep you up-to-date on all of the unfolding details.
