As you should remember, we reported that malfeasant Mayor Mike Martin and (most of) his newly-minted council held yet another "SPECIAL MEETING" last night. The meeting's primary topic? Helping Shorty finally get rid of that rascally Civil Service Ordinance and Board that he claims has made it just too darn hard for him to do the job the people elected him to do. Uh-huh.
While it should come as no surprise to anybody in Villa Hills who has even a vague clue-which means about 100 people or so-Koenig finally identified "the moose on the table" that everyone else has been careful to avoid.
Alright already! What is it? Well, Koenig explained why council must vote to eliminate the Civil Service Ordinance and Board. Okay? What is it? What did she say?
"The Mayor needs to be able to FIRE the Police Chief."
There it is. Shocking, huh? It's not like the vile Koenig has ever orchestrated the firing of a Police Chief before. Wait a minute. She sure has. Very few of Villa Hills' noveauhillbillies remember-or care-about what the emetic Koenig did to then-Police Chief Corky Brown.But if Koenig is successful in taking the City down this road again, we hope this time all of the ridgerunners, hayseeds, bumpkins, gun nuts, Liberty Leaguers and all of the ass clowns from that rat's nest of a civic club get a swift kick in their financial crotch this time. They have certainly earned it.
Earlier in this post we wrote that (most of) Martin's newly-minted council attended last night's "SPECIAL MEETING". So who was missing? While we don't know what they meant by it, one source speculated that perhaps Brian R. Wischer may have "scored a dime"???
Holly B. Menninger-Isenhour also failed to attend last night's meeting. Oddly, we have learned that the hyphenated councilwoman was seen tossing them back at the civic club bar while the meeting was underway. Couldn't she have made it the less-than-hundred yards further to the council chambers? Others say HBM-I was upset that she couldn't watch the meeting on the government channel. She evidently forgot that "SECRET, er, uh SPECIAL MEETINGS" aren't typically televised.
As one pundit wryly observed, "One drunken councilwoman was getting in the bag. One vile, mean-spirited councilwoman was coming out of the bag". Wischer and HBM-I didn't need to be there anyway. Koenig has already instructed them how to vote.
[EDITOR'S NOTE: We hope Eddie and Donna are still convinced that getting Sister Sharon's toilet unclogged is worth the price of Police Chief Dan Goodenough's career.]
[UPDATED PUBLISHER'S NOTE: As predicted, the mendacious Martin failed to deliver on even one single thing he promised to get that the council had requested at the January 2 "SECRET er, uh SPECIAL MEETING". How stupid must the majority of voters in Villa Hills be not to realize that MARTIN IS THE ROOT CAUSE OF ALL OF THE PROBLEMS? We certainly hope these hillbillies continue to get exactly what they voted for.]
