The Martin Chronicles wants to clarify something. Namely, we accept the fact that the majority of Villa Hills' voters agree with the mindset of people like miscreant Mayor Mike Martin, mean-spirited Councilman Mary Koenig and the maniacal Mike Pope. It's not everyone. But the last two election cycles have clearly demonstrated that Villa Hills is not-and never will again be-what it once was. You take it from there.
Having written that, we will describe what took place in the council chambers last night using the vernacular made famous by the temporarily-on-hiatus-fruitcake Mike Pope. Shorty and his newly-minted council held a SECRET MEETING last night. Why secret? Because it wasn't televised. Was it illegal? Well, let's just say that the meeting notice the mediocre mayor posted on New Year's Day was damned flimsy.
We have also secured a copy of the agenda The Norwood Sewer Rat offered up. It is a patch work of non-sensical nitwittery that had the coherence of something written by The Zodiac Killer. Which makes far more sense than The Little Man From Norwood's agenda does.
For those of you who are wondering what took place in the SECRET MEETING, we will certainly fill you in over the next several posts. A couple of things.
All of you 9/12ers and Liberty Leaguer pinheads should know that Shorty has dropped all pretense about keeping his promise to get rid of the UNFAIR $40 PER CAR STICKER TAX. He has finally realized that most of you are far too stupid to realize that you have been screwed.
It appears the rumors about the missionless drifter Jim Noll being Shorty's top choice for Villa Hills' new City Attorney have some merit. More on that soon.
As we predicted, the re-animated, pasty battle-axe Councilman Mary Koenig is going to quickly become the miscreant mayor's worst nightmare. And do we love that!
By the way, all of you hand-wringers and bed-wetters who are just now sending out ridiculous e-mails alerting people to what is starting to happen to "your (crappy) city"-way too little and way, way, way too late. Your efforts are roughly the equivalent of calling the fire department two months after your house has burned to the ground.
One last item for now. This is for Councilman Mary Koenig. Mary, Mary, Mary. Oh, Mary. There is no one leak. Everybody you and all your colleagues talk to talk to other people who often talk to us. So the next time you and Shorty plan to keep secrets-TRY A WHOLE LOT HARDER. The Martin Chronicles is everywhere. And we have our eyes and ears on you.
