The Martin Chronicles never thought it would get this bad. Before Martin's 2010 dirtbag mayoral campaign, we knew Martin was dishonest. We knew Martin was a non-stop dissembler. Heck, we even knew how incredibly stupid Martin was. Still, it has gotten far worse than in anything from our most terrible nightmare.
The most bizarre part? Martin has no clue how bad it is. We are convinced that this Norwood sewer rat is convinced he is doing a wonderful job. Martin lives in a delusional world where he is a lone crusader, battling against evil and corruption. The reality? It is Martin who is evil and corrupt.
But let's not get too negative. Not yet anyway. We'll save that up for if Dale Schaber, the hideous Mary Koening, Brian Wischer and Holly B. Isenhour-Menninger get elected on the "We're here to save Martin's pimply hind end" ticket. If the vapid voters surround Martin with those four it will be Gotterdammerung. For you armpit-scratching vine-swingers at that cesspool called a civic club, that means it will get really, really, really bad.
Speaking of the civic club, sources are telling us that the other seven decent candidates running for council are seriously considering boycotting any civic club candidate forum. Why? Because the 2010 affair was nothing more than a hillbilly hoedown stocked with Martin's redneck supporters designed to intimidate all of Martin's opponents. As one person put it, "We are hearing that the honest candidates are going to tell the civic club to go (EXPLETIVE) themselves this year." They should.
Speaking of people who should be told to go (EXPLETIVE) themselves, the Villa Hills City Attorney is a possible candidate. We looked at his bill to the Villa Hills taxpayers just for June. It was more than $10,300!!!! Of course it isn't really the City Attorney's fault. The billable hours are a direct result of Martin's mendacity. For anyone wondering, those shocking charges have NOTHING TO DO WITH THE SPECIAL COUNSEL INVESTIGATION. All though we expect the malfeasant Martin and his morbidly obese hillbilly lynchmob to tell the vacuous voters that it does.
We left out an important- and hilarious-part of our report on the Martin "Don't go there! We aren't going to discuss it" police department exchange with Chief Goodenough and city council. As we told you, the room burst out in laughter when Martin dopily contradicted himself. But it gets even better. It happened right after Martin's stupid comment. A long-time Villa Hills resident shouted at Martin, "YOU JERK!" Priceless.
