Monday, August 27, 2012

Campaign Claptrap

The Martin Chronicles can see this one coming from one hundred miles away. Villa Hills miscreant Mayor Mike Martin, $47.50 per hour, snout in the taxpayer-funded trough, clerk/bookkeeper Cordelia Schaber and various and sundry Facebook pinheads have telegraphed their dishonest theme for the 2012 City Council race. It is-not at all surprisingly-a colossal LIE. But in the current environment that this Martin LIE will be peddled, it may just work.

So, what FLAME-BROILED WHOPPER will Martin and his hillbilly lynchmob be serving up this time? All you have to do is read the WCPO.com online post explaining Martin's latest exhibition of flagrant disregard for the law.

Instead of explaining "WHY, WHY, WHY" witnesses maintain that Martin continues to destroy City records in defiance of Judge Patricia Summe's stern April 26 order to stop, Martin trots out that ridiculous bilious blowhard County Boss Steve Arlinghaus line, alleging that City Council is on "a witch hunt".

It gets better-and more outrageously DISHONEST. Martin goes on to say that "the current developments are tearing the City apart and residents don't deserve that." The statement itself is correct. But Martin is falsely portraying himself-yet again-as THE VICTIM when, in reality, he is THE PERPETRATOR of this entire mess.

When it comes to anything "Martin", the truth doesn't matter. Why should The Little Man From Norwood stop LYING now? His non-stop dissembling has carried him far-well beyond his intellectual and moral capacity to cope. He and his fanatical followers still haven't figured that part out.

Sources tell us that Martin and his morbidly obese hillbilly lynchmob are already waddling door-to-door pushing the "you don't deserve this" fable. These sources go on to predict that City Council candidates Dale Schaber, Mary Koening, Brian Wischer and Holly B. Isenhour-Menninger will parrot the same theme in an attempt to oust the four incumbents who have dared to challenge Martin's LAWBREAKING.

The Martin Chronicles has a slightly different take. Yes, Villa Hills is being torn apart-by Martin's reckless behavior. But because the majority rules in this country, the scant majority of Villa Hills residents who put Martin in the mayor's office have given the entire town the government they deserve.

Now Martin, his bloated fellow Branch Norwoodians and the four Martinite council candidates are going to ask the voters to repeat their dreadful mistake yet again. We'll know if MARTIN'S LIE works in just 71 days.