Thursday, August 23, 2012

Lay Blame Where It Belongs

The Martin Chronicles is truly growing weary of all of the namby-pamby, hand-wringing, French-braiding, bed-wetting, fence-sitting, flute-playing, patty-caking, tu-tu wearing, tug-boating, limp-wristed, lily-livered, mealy-mouthed, corn-holing, night-sweating, faint-hearted, pusillanimous pussy-footers and other gutless geeks who are so concerned about propriety that they just won't come out and say it. Everybody knows who is DIRECTLY responsible for the MASSIVE CRIME WAVE that is sweeping the embattled and embarrassed town of Villa Hills. It is the mendacious Mayor Mike Martin.

Setting aside that the malfeasant Martin has been discovered to be the Misconductor-in-Chief for a brief moment, The Little Man From Norwood is also MASSIVELY INCOMPETENT. So he still thinks it is a good idea to continue with his retaliatory decimation of the Villa Hills Police Department? So he is going to continue to LIE, claiming that he is trying to save taxpayer money while the reality is six-figures of YOUR MONEY that is being squandered in unneccessary-AND HAZARDOUS FOR THE OFFICERS-overtime?

The voter's inexplicable 2010 dalliance with the dim-witted Martin ceased to be funny a long, long time ago. Not only isn't it funny, it's now DANGEROUS. Drug-addicted burglars are now conducting home invasions to steal money from YOU to pay for their fix. All the while, Martin is doing his shoddy-at-best imitation of Nero, fiddling around with his unlicensed handyman racket while YOUR town is being picked cleaner than the proverbial chicken's neck.

A special, explanatory note to the vine-swinging, armpit-scratching, mouth-breathing goofballs and goofballettes at that skunk factory called a Civic Club. THIS IS NOT CITY COUNCIL'S FAULT. THEY AREN'T THE ONES WHO NEED TO RESIGN.

Why? Because City Council passed a budget that included the necessary funds to fully staff the police department. Even still, IT IS YOUR GUY MARTIN WHO REFUSES TO DO SO. IT IS HIS DECISION ALONE. Remember guys and gals? "I'm the CEO. It's my decision. Get over it. We're moving on."

It is pointless to e-mail City Council about the crime wave. They already get it. Everyone who gives even a remote (EXPLETIVE) needs to contact the clueless Martin to tell him to stop jeopardizing the residents' safety in pursuit of his own vengeance against the police.

E-mail your concerns quickly, before the home invaders steal your computer.