So that’s
why.
In case you
were wondering why Martin has put forth an ordinance to move Villa Hills
Council Meetings from the third Wednesday of every month to the second
Wednesday of every month, we have the answer. You see, Martin’s personal
attorney-and now also TAXPAYER –FUNDED-City Attorney-
Toad McMurtry has a prior commitment on the third Wednesday of every month. You
may not be aware that McMurtry stepped down as a Ft. Wright councilperson in
order to become that City’s attorney some time ago. Well, Ft. Wright’s caucus
meetings are held on the third Wednesday of every month. Hey. What’s good for
Toad is good for Martin after all.
While we are
on this subject, the monthly SECRET
MEETING will also be moving. Why? To accommodate another schedule conflict
for Toad in Ft. Wright.
Gotta
free up money for the popcorn machine somehow.
Several
sources confirm that council members the vile ancient crocodile Councilman Mary
Koenig and her protégé HBM-I are exceeding their statutorily-defined authority
and directing the beleaguered public works crew as they take over maintenance
of the City’s leased ball fields. Our take? Why not? The public works crew
isn’t doing any street repair work anyway.
Tell
us it ain’t so.
We are
trying to confirm what we consider to be wholly unsubstantiated reports that
the head of the local chapter of the Aryan Nation has ordered yard signs that
read, “Mayor Martin, We Support Your SECRET
PLAN TO DISBAND THE VILLA HILLS
POLICE DEPARTMENT”. We won’t know if these reports are true until we see a
man wearing Cat-in-the-Hat headgear giving away those yard signs at the fire
house.
In a related
story, we are enjoying the wingnuts comments being posted on one of the Villa
Hills stories found at WCPO.com. Someone using the name “JOE DAVOLA” is
carrying Martin’s water for the SECRET
PLAN TO DISBAND THE VILLA HILLS
POLICE DEPARTMENT. It is worth noting that it was always “CRAZY JOE DAVOLA” on the popular ‘90s
sitcom Seinfeld. Joe Davola indeed.
The
“continuing” story of Jim Noll.
In case you
hadn’t heard,
former-one-term-councilman-failed-State-Senate-candidate-arrested-for-running-a-police-barricade-while-drunk-driving-and-transporting-a-box-of-marijuana-editorial-writer-who-hates-Shop-With-a-Cop-benefitting-underprivileged-children
Jim Noll had the pretrial hearing for his arrest continued yet again, this time
until April 25. In a related story, Noll re-tweeted a recent Twitter alert
warning fellow travelers about the locations of OVI checkpoints.
Oh, there is
more to Jim Noll’s continuing story. We have learned that Noll attempted to
take his car off the lot where it was being stored as part of the investigation
in to his February arrest. When confronted by the lot attendant, Noll
misrepresented himself as “a councilman in Villa Hills”. Sources say Noll
repeated that false claim multiple times. The result? Noll took a taxi to the
Ft. Mitchell PD, obtained a copy of the vehicle release and returned to the
lot. No, the story doesn’t end there. Noll initially refused to pay what he
owed the lot in impound fees, once again claiming he was “a Villa Hills’
councilman”. Needless to say, Noll finally had to pay the fees to get his car.
Are we the only ones who don’t feel safer knowing Noll now again has his car?
Beautiful.
Checking
out her claim.
Now that
vile ancient crocodile Councilman Mary Koenig has announced that she was
elected to enact Martin’s SECRET PLAN TO
DISBAND THE VILLA HILLS POLICE DEPARTMENT and contract with another agency
for (LESS SAFE) protection, we’ve
sent two reporters to do some research. They are searching for Koenig campaign
literature and talking to residents who Koenig may have made this “outsourcing”
promise to during any door-to-door swings during last fall’s hillbilly tidal
wave election. Not surprisingly, these reporters have had no luck yet. But they
have just started. We’ll keep you posted.
One thing we
do know about the despicable Koenig is the phony concern she expressed about
being “respectful to the residents” as expressed at last year’s civic club
hillbilly hoedown misrepresented as a “candidate forum”. Her idea of respect?
Well, it doesn’t include allowing people who wanted to voice their concerns
about Martin’s SECRET PLAN TO DISBAND
THE VILLA HILLS POLICE DEPARTMENT. This despite that fact that “Public
Comment” was part of the meeting’s agenda.
Rod, Rod,
Rod.
First the
positive. At this week’s SECRET MEETING,
Councilman Rod Baehner told the malfeasant Martin that he disagreed with the
miscreant mayor’s refusal to allow people to speak at the March 20 council
meeting. The mendacious Martin snapped back, “That isn’t fair”. Oh, really? So
since when is an accurate statement unfair?
It could only happen in Martin’s bizarre, alternate reality.
Now the
negative. Baehner reinforced his “weather vane” persona at the SECRET MEETING. How? He said, “Well, if
the residents came to the meeting and said they were for outsourcing I’d have
to change my mind.” Really Rod? Change your mind again?
Let us explain.
First Baehner urged patience for the mayor’s SECRET PLAN TO DISBAND THE VILLA HILLS POLICE DEPARTMENT. Then Baehner said, “Who would ever support
outsourcing”. Now Baehner has resumed flip-flopping.
The Martin
Chronicles Rule Number One? “You are either in, or you are out”.
The
“nightmare scenario”.
Some people
are foolishly looking past Martin’s Reign of Error. These people are convinced
that Martin is a sure-fire loser on Election Day November 4, 2014. Local
political observers send a warning not to count any unhatched chickens. Why?
Imagine this scenario. Martin runs for re-election against a field of
challengers that include at least a couple of current council people, a couple
of former council people, the former mayor of Covington who now resides in
Villa Hills, some other community-minded residents and perhaps Mike Pope and
yes, even Jim Noll.
If a
ten-person mayoral field materializes, the malfeasant Martin could
theoretically win with JUST ELEVEN
PERCENT OF THE VOTE. Don’t think it could happen? There are still a large
number of people who can’t believe the mismanaging Martin was ever elected in
the first place.
HAVE A GREAT WEEKEND EVERYBODY!
