Monday, April 22, 2013

Paranoia Runs Deep

The Martin Chronicles wants to know just what Cabana Boy Craig Bohman is up to. Can it be another example of Villa Hills’ malfeasant Mayor Mike Martin’s paranoid dissociative fugue that has been absolutely destroying the once-proud City of Villa Hills for the last few years? You know, since the mental-case Mike Martin announced his mayoral candidacy in August 2010.

We wonder just why newly-minted City Clerk/City Administrator – and vile ancient crocodile Councilman Mary Koenig Cabana Boy –Craig Bohman is following Villa Hills police officers around and taking cell phone photos of them? This seems like very odd behavior for someone who came with the absolute highest recommendation from newly-minted Councilman Jim Cahill and other well-respected folks, doesn’t it?

So Bohman uses the excuse that he was coming from a Kenton County Mayor’s Group meeting at Villa Madonna as his rationale for taking cell phone pictures of Villa Hills’ police officers? Is this what Edgewood’s John Link, Independence Mayor Chris Moriconi or Crestview Hills’ Paul Meier’s has their City Clerk/City Administrator’s-or other underlings-do? We seriously doubt it. Frankly, the odd spying makes no damned sense. Unless Bohman is sycophantically trying to do the bidding of his lunatic boss.
Has vile ancient crocodile Councilman Mary Koenig brought her Cabana Boy Bohman on board just to provide an excuse for firing Police Chief Dan Goodenough and Detective Joe Schutzman? Koenig is responsible for the unlawful termination of another Police Chief, after all. Is Bohman just the follow-up to the stage that was set by the malevolent Martin’s hiring of his personal-and now also TAXPAYER-FUNDED City-Attorney Toad McMurtry who accused both police officers of committing terrible crimes during Martin’s removal hearing last October? Those two boys-Toad McMurtry and Cabana Boy Bohman-do have a pre-existing relationship, after all.

The voters foolishly added HBM-I and High Flyin’ Brian Wischer to the council mix last November as well. Were these misguided voters hoping that Holly Boo-Boo and the inexplicably-relaxed Wischer would make the voting difference in passing Martin’s now-accidentally revealed SECRET PLAN TO DISBAND THE VILLA HILLS POLICE DEPARTMENT? We don’t think so. We guess it’s possible. But not likely. Martin was vehemently-and dishonestly-denying that he was even considering DISBANDING THE CITY’S POLICE FORCE. At least until he was caught in yet another LIE.

It is becoming increasingly clear that HBM-I is nothing more than Mary Koenig’s puppet. Remember? As Holly Boo-Boo was finishing her unintelligible report at the last non-SECRET meeting, she asked Koenig, “Is there anything else you want me to say?” Good grief. HBM-I and Wischer don’t realize that Koenig has a shameful history of using pawns to serve as human shields so that she can carry out her dirty work more-or-less unscathed.
Could it be that the Cabana Boy Craig Bohman is spying at the behest of the ultra-paranoid-who is now enriched by $23,000-plus of YOUR MONEY through a BONUS he paid himself-Villa Hills’ malfeasant Mayor Mike Martin? If so, this is something that would make even resigned-President Richard M. Nixon blush with embarrassment.

Bohman has only been on the job six days and he is already spying on City employees? Seriously? We wonder if the mismanaging Martin did a background check on Bohman before he hired him.

You need to know this is exactly what’s happening. It is going to get much worse before it gets better. November 4, 2014 can't get here soon enough.

[PARANOIA UPDATE: Cabana Boy Craig Bohman is the contact person listed for the Kentucky Regional Ethics Authority. No, seriously! Ethics and spying-the perfect combination. You can't make this stuff up!!!]

[PARANOIA UPDATE II: We wonder if Cabana Boy Bohman has his own attorney. If not, he should be getting one now!]