The Martin Chronicles absolutely loves the fact that Villa Hills malevolent Mayor Mike Martin and vile ancient crocodile Councilman Mary Koenig simply can't help themselves. We probably shouldn't write this, but we will. We can read those two like a book.
What do we see coming now? Well, the miasmic Martin announced that he was going to convert May's SECRET MEETING into a non-public public hearing. What a magnanimous gesture, huh? But the horrific Koenig accidentally tipped their heinous hands.
How did the nasty old hag do that? Well, she reminded Martin that the non-public public hearing should be about "more than (here comes that cloying euphemism) outsourcing".
So what does that mean? Well, for the uninitiated, it means that the May 8 non-public public hearing will actually be a "LET'S BASH THE VILLA HILLS POLICE" hillbilly hoedown along the lines of the sham candidate forums the ass clowns at the civic club hold every two years.
We can see it now. Every loon, wing nut, gun nut, ass clown, Tea Party fanatic, St. Joker, neo-Nazi, hand-wringer, mule-skinner, rumpot, crackpot, mug, pug, thug, nitwit, half-wit, dimwit, viper, sniper, con man, Indian agent, mule skinner, shin-kicker, boot-licker and Cordelia Schaber will bitterly complain about all of the mistreatment and poor service they have received at the hands of the Villa Hills Police.
All the while Martin will sit there with his arms folded and his slack-jaw jutting out. You know. Like a much dumber version of Benito Mussolini.
The pro-police folks had better be ready.
