Monday, April 15, 2013

Normalcy??

The Martin Chronicles wants you to consider the situation in malfeasant Mayor Mike Martin’s Villa Hills dishonest City government today. Voters surrounded Martin with a council that they hoped-now obviously foolishly-would bring whatever they thought “peace” might be last November. These voters bought in to The Kentucky Enquirer’s misleading stories about “bickering” and “infighting” and ignored the truth. What truth? The truth that the miscreant Martin is a virulent cancer on the City government who is completely incapable of delivering anything but incompetence and corruption.

Four months into the second half of what many are now hoping is the mendacious Martin’s only term in the mayor’s office, the situation has only gotten worse.

·         Martin has written himself a $23,000-PLUS BONUS CHECK and refuses to provide all of the necessary documentation to justify what he has done.

·         Martin’s SECRET PLAN TO DISBAND THE VILLA HILLS POLICE DEPARTMENT AND “OUTSOURCE” FOR LESS SAFE POLICE PROTECTION has been (accidentally) revealed.

·         Martin continues to allow his crony hire $47.50 per hour bucket headed bookkeeper Cordelia Schaber to continue to foul up the taxpayers’ financial records.

·         Martin is trampling all over resident’s Constitutionally-guaranteed rights of assembly and free speech, going so far as to spark a near-riot at the March NON-SECRET monthly meeting.

·         Worst of all, Martin has hired his personal attorney Toad McMurtry to serve as the TAXPAYER-FUNDED City attorney

So why is Martin’s hiring of his personal attorney Toad McMurtry to serve as the TAXPAYER-FUNDED City attorney so bad? All you have to do is read McMurtry’s dreadful comments in a recent article in the feeble weekly newspaper to know why.

McMurtry talks about what he thinks his role will be. He says his job is to return the city to “normalcy” and “lawfulness”. But what does McMurtry mean? We’ve done a great deal of research. The results are disturbing.

McMurtry fully intends to serve as the miscreant Martin’s well-paid “hatchet man”.

·         For reasons we have reporters successfully looking in to, McMurtry will do whatever he can to assist Martin cover the tracks of the $23,000 TAXPAYER-FUNDED BONUS CHECK the malfeasant mayor cut himself.

·         McMurtry will use whatever ham-handed tactics at his disposal to prevent future meetings from devolving in to riots (that Martin himself would otherwise cause). It is not beyond the realm of possibility that well-meaning residents will be removed from future meetings and even arrested. This won’t be HARDBALL POLITICS. This will be SLIMEBALL POLITICS.

·         McMurtry will use every parliamentary trick available to shut down any opposition that might arise from those on council who are beginning to understand that Martin sees himself as a Villa Hills’ Pepe Lobo.

·         McMurtry will work side-by-side with Martin, vile ancient crocodile Councilman Mary Koenig and her loopy puppets HBM-I and Brian R. Wischer to ensure that Martin’s SECRET PLAN TO DISBAND THE VILLA HILLS POLICE DEPARTMENT AND “OUTSOURCE” FOR LESS SAFE PROTECTION is carried out.

Given the timidity and flip-flopping of some of the opposition to “outsourcing”, we are fairly convinced that the Villa Hills Police Department is not long for this earth. The only hope is that a majority of voters finally sends the malfeasant Martin-and his henchman McMurtry, Bohman, Bree, Koenig, HBM-, pilfering Phil Harmon and Brian R. Wischer-packing on November 4, 2014. 
 
[EDITOR’S NOTE: Our reporters are using Kentucky’s Open Records’ laws to determine when Martin’s personal attorney Toad McMurtry actually began to provide TAXPAYER-FUNDED services to the City of Villa Hills. We are not convinced that the January 3, 2013 date on Martin’s Executive Order appointing McMurtry was “a typo” as Martin is claiming.]