Public Hearing About What?

The Martin Chronicles read the article dutifully posted on cincinnati.com. The story reports that Villa Hills malfeasant Mayor Mike Martin intends to turn his May 8 SECRET MEETING in to a non-public-public hearing at River Ridge Elementary School. Scalded by the spectacle he alone sparked at the April non-SECRET MEETING (that led to an Executive Order giving him the unprecedented power to have residents arrested), Martin says he is now “graciously” going to allow the public to comment on his no-longer-SECRET PLAN TO DISBAND THE VILLA HILLS POLICE DEPARTMENT. Sounds great, doesn’t it? Except for THE FACT that the public will most likely not have anything upon which to comment.

Why do we write this? Because Martin will not have brought THE DETAILS of his no-longer-SECRET PLAN TO DISBAND THE VILLA HILLS POLICE DEPARTMENT forward for review by the public-commenting or otherwise- before May 8. The non-public-public hearing is a complete sham. Why? Because-much like he has been doing since he began LYING about this during his 2010 dirtbag mayoral campaign-Martin will tell people he hasn’t really done anything yet.

Brace yourself. But Martin simply isn’t telling THE TRUTH. Why? Because he began his effort to finally rid himself of the police department who he blames for his 2007 FORGERY ARREST even before he was elected mayor. This despite THE FACT that Martin signed a DECEASED PERSON’S NAME on the same DECEASED PERSON’S CHECKS and CASHED THOSE CHECKS. This despite THE FACT that an appellate judge wrote that what Martin did FIT THE VERY DEFINITION OF FORGERY. The only thing that saved Martin from prison was Rob Sanders’ mishandling of his case. Sources confirm that Martin and former Councilman Mike Pope met with officials from the City of Erlanger about providing police protection smack dab in the middle of Martin’s LIBELOUS and DEFAMATORY 2010 mayoral campaign.

So what will happen? Those opposed to Martin’s SECRET PLAN will come to the podium and express their support for the Villa Hills Police Department.  The civic club ass clowns, neo-Nazis, gun-nuts, Tea Party fanatics, St. Jokers, local loons and the rest of the Martin maniacs may very well come to the podium to talk about the need for “saving a whole bunch of money” and whine about the times they received a ticket for parking on the street during a Snow Emergency.

What the heck? Why not? It’s the mendacious Martin, after all. Vile ancient crocodile Councilman Mary Koenig Cabana Boy City Clerk/City Administrator and creepy employee-stalker Craig Bohman may even produce “compromising” photos he has taken of Villa Hills’ police officers. Martin will serve as the DISHONEST ringmaster for a complete-and bogus-circus.

Councilman Jim Cahill will say that Martin has promised to come to council before he takes any action. "Peace in our time", remember? But does anyone other than Cahill-and the maniacal Martinites-believe Martin at this point? Martin has told LIE after LIE after LIE after LIE after LIE after all. Why has Martin been lying? That's easy. Because Martin is a LIAR.

Martin will re-assure the attendees that no decision has been made. This despite the fact that the decision has already been made. If Martin gets his way, the local police department will be disbanded. And it will be disbanded before 2013 is over.

 Make no mistake about that.

[EDITOR'S NOTE: We are still wondering if the malingering Martin bothered to do a background check and drug screen on newly-hired City Administrator disguised as a City Clerk Koenig Cabana Boy Craig Bohman. Or, will Martin use his favorite human shield-the well-respected Jim Cahill-as an excuse if something goes haywire. Cahill did give Bohman his highest recommendation, after all.]