Wednesday, April 17, 2013

April Non-Secret Meeting Tonight

The Martin Chronicles has its network of reporters and informants on full alert. Why? Because Villa Hills malfeasant Mayor Mike Martin is presiding over his embattled burg's monthly NON-SECRET MEETING tonight. Tonight's meeting has the potential to be quite a show.

Hey, whatever happened to the hillbilly tidal wave that surrounded Martin with people who they thought would give the miscreant mayor whatever he wanted? Hmmm. There must be two or three on council who actually value their reputation for honesty and integrity-unlike Martin. Son-of-a-gun. And here some thought-incorrectly-that everyone was getting along.

Sources confirm that the misappropriating Martin is highly agitated about all of the attention being paid to the $23,000-PLUS TAXPAYER-FUNDED BONUS CHECK the little fella recently cut for himself. Does Martin think we should simply trust him? After the mendacious Martin has been caught in LIE after LIE after LIE after LIE after LIE? We don't think Martin has earned one scintilla of the public's trust.

We are told that Martin wants to know who is asking questions about his $23,000-PLUS TAXPAYER FUNDED BONUS CHECK. No, he doesn't plan to answer the questions. He just wants to retaliate against those who have dared to question him.

For the record, there are people all over Villa Hills who don't understand how Mayor Mike Martin can sign a purchase order to issue a check to, well, uh, ummm, err, eh, the same Mayor Mike Martin. Look, Martin justifies retaining the dreadful Cordelia Schaber to foul-up the books to the tune of $47.50 PER TAXPAYER-FUNDED hour because of some phony concern for "segregation of duties". Just how "segregated" were the "duties" when Martin signed the purchase order and check that enriched him by MORE THAN $23,000? Martin's move clearly doesn't pass the proverbial "smell test".

The mismanaging mayor is pulling out all the dishonest stops to excuse his HUGE TAXPAYER-FUNDED PAYOUT. Martin is boo-hooing that he once had to change checking accounts because a check he used in another one of his scams ended up on somebodies website. Poor little fella. So flippin' what? That's no excuse for not properly documenting his pocketing of MORE THAN $23,000 OF YOUR MONEY. Martin is quite the hypocrite.

Our informants also tell us that Martin is once-again employing his "they're all out to get me" defense. He is describing legitimate questions about a misinforming mayor WHO HAS PAID HIMSELF $23,000 OF YOUR MONEY as a "vendetta". While we are fairly convinced that worn-out defense may fly with some of the civic club ass clowns, most people have heard it too many times.

For those of you who may have forgotten:
  • Martin falsely described his 2007 FORGERY ARREST as retaliation for his bogus crusade against mythical government corruption. This despite THE FACT that Martin signed a DECEASED person's name on the back of that same DECEASED person's checks and CASHED THEM. The courts tossed out Martin's $1.505 MILLION LAWSUIT AGAINST THE TAXPAYERS, saying what Martin did WAS THE VERY DEFINITION OF FORGERY. So much for that bogus conspiracy theory.
  • Martin whipped his low-IQ hillbilly lynchmob in to a frenzy, claiming that he was once-again a victim of a "witch hunt" during the Special Counsel investigation in to his OFFICIAL MISCONDUCT and NEGLECT OF DUTY. Martin wasted TENS OF THOUSANDS OF TAXPAYER DOLLARS dodging, ducking and delaying the investigation-only to be FOUND GUILTY ON SEVEN OF THE NINE COUNTS OF OFFICIAL MISCONDUCT and NEGLECT OF DUTY. Yet another crazy conspiracy theory betrayed as a Martin LIE.

And now we are supposed to believe that any questions about Martin pocketing $23,000 of the TAXPAYER'S MONEY is a vendetta? Much like Martin himself, that conspiracy theory is a complete joke.

But we don't see any humor in it.

[EDITOR'S NOTE: We'll provide a full report on tonight's meeting tomorrow. Stay tuned.]

[PUBLISHER'S NOTE: The Martin Chronicles staff is taking wagers on how many meeting attendees Martin will have arrested Wednesday night. The closest guess-without going over-will be the winner. Villa Hillians, place your bets!!!]