We feel the same way. We frequently hear the Martinites bitterly complain that we are picking on their hero. We aren't picking on Villa Hills' malfeasant Mayor Mike Martin. We are simply giving our readers the facts.
Today we are reporting on yet another disgrace. The responsible parties? This time its the malevolent Martin, vile ancient crocodile Councilman Mary Koenig, her puppet HBM-I and civic club ass clown extraordinaire General Zod.
What did these pinheads do now? They blocked the emergency road that used to run from the Franzen Field parking lot to the back of the facility. When we say "blocked", we mean BLOCKED.
These numbskulls didn't just run a chain across the road that could be easily removed. No, they had telephone pole-sized posts buried deep in the ground. WWII German General Erwin Rommel didn't do much better when he oversaw the construction of Hitler's Festung Europa.
We know what the civic club ass clowns, Tea party fanatics, St. Joker's Heavy Drinking Men, cat-haters, neo-Nazis, gun nuts and EDDIE are surely saying, "So what?" Well, we'll tell you what. Representatives from the fire department have made it abundantly clear that their emergency access to the back of the facility has now been taken away by this lame-brained move.
Let's say a child breaks a leg playing baseball on the back field. Now that Martin and his traveling band of nitwits have blocked the access road, an ambulance will have to risk breaking an axle, or worse, trying to get to the injured child.
Want to write that off like "pie-in-the-sky" like the gun-nuts and neo-Nazis do when the subject of Martin's SECRET PLAN TO DISBAND THE VILLA HILLS POLICE DEPARTMENT is discussed? Well, a man had a heart attack on the ballfields just last year. Martin, Koenig, HBM-I and General Zod made it a whole lot harder for help to get to where it needs to be.
Think about it. The mendacious Martin, vile Koenig, Holly Boo-Boo and the ghastly General Zod's idiotic move demonstrates a complete lack of concern for the kids, the elderly and the handicapped-all of whom benefited from having the access road. People's lives may now be at greater risk.
When Holly Boo-Boo was questioned about the gang-of-four's jackass move at the last Safety Committee meeting, the best response she could come up with was babbling, "budee, budee, budee, that's all folks". Looney Tunes to be sure.
We can just hear it. After caving in and removing the barricades, the moronic Martin will say, "I didn't think about the safety of the kids then, but I am thinking about the safety of the kids now. I just looooooove Villa Hills."
November 4, 2014 can't get here soon enough.
