Tools At The Ready

The Martin Chronicles reported earlier today that Villa Hill malfeasant Mayor Mike Martin has filed for re-election. This will be a wild race. Martin is running against (at least) two vastly superior candidates. But then, virtually anyone with a pulse would be a vastly superior candidate. Perhaps even some without a pulse. But, we digress.

We look for the mud and the bold-faced lies to be flying everywhere for the next eighty-four days. The Martin Chronicles beloved publisher broke out his favorite piece of political technology just for the upcoming race. He figures it will be the only way to keep up with the tiny tyrant's torrent of lies.

All we needed was two new AA batteries.