As one of the insiders put it, "If I wouldn't be running the risk of getting sued by Burger King, I'd personally put a neon sign over the City Building door that reads "HOME OF THE WHOPPER'. Sure, it comes as no surprise that Martin plans to lie. But it is still useful to get a preview of Martin's lies.
We've also talked to dozens of people-in-the-know who can put true perspective on Martin's upcoming deception. Yes, friends, The Martin Chronicles has done its homework once again.
Let's take a look at the preview we have been provided:
- Martin is going to crow about the undeniable fact that Villa Hills has deservedly been voted the best community in Northern Kentucky by the obscure publication Cincy Business Magazine.
- What Martin won't say is that the primary reason Villa Hills received that recognition is its proximity to Downtown Cincinnati and CVG. Why? Because even the dishonest Martin wouldn't dare try to take credit for that.
- Martin will claim that he is some kind of budget hawk because the recent city budget is allegedly $60,000 less than the budget he inherited in 2011.
- What Martin will never say is that the 2010 city council approved taking nearly $200,000 out of the city's cash reserves to fund much-needed, major street repairs. Why is that important? Because that fact clearly proves Martin's current budget is actually almost $150,000 dollars MORE than the budget the diminutive dictator inherited in 2011. Martin will also avoid mentioning that not only did he walk away from his solemn 2010 pledge to repeal the UNFAIR $40 PER CAR STICKER TAX-he also increased the SNEAKY INSURANCE PREMIUM TAX BY ALMOST FIFTY PERCENT.
- Martin will claim that his "courageous" decision to hire the Northern Kentucky Area Planning Commission (NKAPC) to do building inspection work put people in place who are trained to do such work.
- What Martin will desperately avoid saying is that-according to public statements made by current councilmembers-the taxpayers are being walloped for MORE THAN TWO HUNDRED THOUSAND DOLLARS A YEAR FOR THE NKAPC SERVICES. Martin will also tap dance around the fact that he has had to hire a "nuisance officer" to fill in the gaps created by the building inspection work of the NKAPC.
- Martin will make the incredibly dishonest claim that he has increased the size of the Villa Hills Police Department by fifty percent.
- What Martin will run away from like a scalded cat is that he is counting bodies, not hours covered. Sure, if you have a bunch of part-timers, you have more bodies. But you still don't have more hours. Its an undeniable fact that Martin has decimated the local police department. Another undeniable fact is that the decimation occurred because Martin wanted revenge for his 2007 FORGERY ARREST.
Because Martin is a very accomplished liar.
