Ass Clown Ambush Abandoned

The Martin Chronicles is once again first to break an important local story. This time we are reporting that-in a very contentious meeting-the ass hats from the Villa Hills Civic Club have decided not to hold their usual election year redneck roundup that they always laughingly billed a "Candidate's Forum". This cannot be very good news to malfeasant Mayor Mike Martin and his band of dishonest cronies.


Why is the cancellation bad news for the diminutive dictator and his feckless followers? Oh, that's fairly obvious.


The civic club ass clowns actively assisted Martin as  he narrowly won the mayor's office in 2010 by giving him a wide-open, unchallenged forum to tell all manner of slanderous lies. Then, in 2012, the asshats created a toxic atmosphere at the hillbilly hoedown that was actually dangerous for the incumbent councilpeople who dared to call out Martin for his incessant incompetence and corruption. Both events were a sickening-and-well-orchestrated-sham.


The usual social networking haters will call The Martin Chronicles "vile and disgusting" for calling that regular election year ridgerunner romp a "sham". But a sham is what it has become in the era of Martin. In reality, the civic club ass clowns and their inappropriately-named "Candidate's Forum" are what became "vile and disgusting".

No "asshat assembly" means:

• No Mrs. Martin slithering her way through the crowd spreading lies, hate and discontent.
• No Martin's hateful step-daughter falsely presenting herself as a Villa Hills' resident asking obvious, leading and pre-planned questions designed to embarrass anyone who is unwilling to kiss her mean-spirited and stupid step-father's undeserving ass.
• No Edgewood-resident civic club asshat "Sergeant-at-arms" ludicrously condemning another Edgewood resident for daring to question the motives of the-now-everyone-knows-false candidacy of one incompetent and corrupt Mike Martin for mayor.
• No-smelling-of-stale-beer-smelling-Dale Schaber asking inflammatory questions for the sole purpose of protecting his wife Cordelia's $47.50 per hour-rip-off-to-the-taxpayer-funded-job.

Not to worry. The misdirecting Martin will look for other ways to spread his licentious lies. The tiny tyrant is already using the taxpayer-funded City-joke-of-a-Website for propaganda that falsely portrays himself as a benevolent dictator who kindly gives of himself to help the pathetic residents. What a cruel hoax. Surely, more licentious lies are coming.

68 days to go.