It Is Bound To Get Far Uglier

The Martin Chronicles entire staff keeps track of the large countdown clock our beloved publisher has placed in our palatial offices. There are now 10 weeks to go until Villa Hills malfeasant Mayor Mike Martin must face the voters as he brazenly stands for re-election. That's 70 days. Or, 1,680 hours. 1,680 hours during which The Martin Chronicles team will be working virtually around the clock.

One thing we know we will be reporting about is the terrible mudslinging that has already begun from the malevolent Martin and his calumnious camp of cronies. Even though most political campaigns don't begin in earnest until after Labor Day, the malevolent Martin and his calumnious camp of cronies has already started slinging filth. And it's bound to get far uglier.

What have we already seen?:

• The miscreant Martin used his poor granddaughter as a human shield at St. Joe's End of Summer Church Festival, wandering the festival grounds making slanderous claims to anyone who may or may not be listening about opponents Irvin Callery and Ernie Brown.
• Trojan Horse mayoral candidate Holly B. Menninger-Isenhour has been traversing Franzen Field and any other location she believes may be "friendly", slanderously telling people that Ernie Brown is "a drug addict". Menninger-Isenhour's lies have been so egregious that two unlicensed contractor to whom she used some rather "unconventional"-and scandalous-"barter" for their unlicensed work have decided to come forward to let Villa Hills voters know exactly what she gave them in exchange for their unlicensed work.
• The vile, ancient crocodile Mary Koenig has already begun her usual, disgusting "whispering campaign". Koenig is feeding the social-networking haters with a pile of defamatory bu!!$#it to post on several Facebook pages. Voters should be mindful that it is Koenig herself who is a hateful piece of $#it.
• The civic club's cult leader General Zod has been braying that mayoral candidate Ernie Brown left the civic club books in such disarray that "an audit has to be done". How rich. You see, it was General Zod himself who did nothing when one of his buddies embezzled hundreds of thousands of dollars from the civic club. General Zod's buddy did prison time for his misdeeds. General Zod only had to deal with the IRS.

Despite the fact that at least one mindless idiot took to a podium to foolishly proclaim that "this mayor (Martin) does great things for people, the malevolent Martin and his calumnious cronies' lies, slander, deceit and defamation has only just begun. It's the only thing that the malevolent Martin and his calumnious cronies can do to keep the diminutive dictator's undeserving ass in the mayor's office.

Why? Because Martin is a dishonest imbecile who couldn't manage his way out of a paper bag. The past four years has been a terrible embarrassment for Vila Hills. The only good (those not dropping acid, spreading hateful lies or their legs and pot in exchange for home improvement projects) councilmembers of the current six have become so disgusted with Martin's deceitful behavior that they took a pass on standing for re-election.

Villa Hills' voters need to carefully weigh the impact of their votes for mayor and council this time around. Whether they like us writing this or not, these same voters made huge, mindless mistakes in 2010 and 2012. If the majority of voters still haven't come to the realization that local government has the most impact on their daily lives and that those who serve on their local government is of paramount importance, they are beyond all hope.

Even still, we aren't sure what the voters will do.