Toad's Obsession

The Martin Chronicles really doesn't mind that so many people are trying to discover the identity of our beloved publisher and who works for our pesky, little blog. What does it mean? It means that we're effective. And why are we effective? Because we've developed a huge network of sources and informants who help us keep our readers up-to-date on the perpetual corruption and incompetence of Villa Hills malfeasant Mayor Mike Martin.

We've had social networkers incorrectly accuse various and sundry people of being part of The Martin Chronicles. We've watched as misguided airheads have come to podiums to incorrectly accuse several people of being part of The Martin Chronicles. We've listened to the hillbilly haters who call us "vile" and "disgusting" while simultaneously giving a free pass to the miscreant Martin. You know, the tiny tyrant who has mistreated so very many people who are guilty of absolutely nothing except in Martin's twisted mind.

But we are bothered by one person's obvious obsession about The Martin Chronicles. Who is it? It's the misspending Martin's personal-and now City-Attorney Toad V. McMurtry. Why are we bothered by Toad V. McMurtry's efforts? Because Toad V. McMurtry is misusing taxpayer money to conduct his witch hunt.

Do you want just one of several examples? Here it is. Think back to the costly, late-March public railroading of former Police Chief Dan Goodenough. McMurtry misused taxpayer-funded time to ask every witness who came to the podium during Martin's "kangaroo court" to ask them if they knew who writes The Martin Chronicles and if they ever provided information to The Martin Chronicles and if they ever wrote posts for The Martin Chronicles themselves. What a-costly-to-the-taxpayers-disgrace.

We also completely understand Toad V. McMurtry's-costly-to-the-taxpayers-obsession. You see, Toad V. McMurtry knows that we know that he knows that we know many, many things about him that will be quite embarrassing when the public hears about them.

For instance:

• We know the complete details of Toad V. McMurtry's "interesting" departure from his previous employer, Deters, Benzinger and Lavelle.
• We have secured irrefutable evidence about Toad V. McMurtry's sordid efforts to intimidate members of the current City Council in to compliant silence.
• We have received unimpeachable, written documentation of the "game" Toad V. McMurtry and Martin played that landed more that twenty-three thousand taxpayer dollars in Martin's pocket.
• We have come in to unassailable evidence of the-costly-to-the-taxpayers-shell game Toad V. McMurtry has employed to use attorneys from other law firms to cover his taxpayer-funded tracks.
• We know the exact amount of taxpayer-funded attorney fees Martin has squandered to carry out his vicious vendetta against all of the people the misdirecting Martin incorrectly blames for his 2007 FORGERY ARREST.

So, Toad V. McMurtry feels compelled to try to intimidate The Martin Chronicles in to silence as well. But our beloved publisher has assembled a group of first-rate political reporters who fully understand their First Amendment-guaranteed rights. Unlike so many others who Martin and Toad V. McMurtry have bullied in to quiet, The Martin Chronicles is not so inclined.

The Martin Chronicles plans to keep reporting the truth right up to election day, only 134 days away.