Tuesday, June 10, 2014

Days And Nights Of Fear And Loathing

The Martin Chronicles' sources have sent us a couple of stories that clearly demonstrate that Villa Hills malfeasant Mayor Martin's terrible treatment of the police department continues unabated. Would you like an update? Sure you would.

First of all, the malevolent Martin is going to take the occasion of this week's secret council meeting to ask his "golden moment" group to finally take a vote to declare railroaded, former Police Chief Dan Goodenough  firearm "surplus". Why? So that the tiny tyrant can finally keep his useless word about giving the former Chief's firearm back to him. Can a slanderous comment by Dave Hilgeford be far behind? Better three months late than never we guess.

Several residents also report that one Villa Hills police officer recently made a loud, public spectacle about the sad state of affairs in Martinville in a Crescent Springs establishment. We are told that the officer went on a rant about the lack of decent equipment, the terrible working conditions, the lack of personnel, the crappy pay and was the most animated when he exclaimed in a very loud voice, "MARTIN SUCKS". Spot on, my friend. Spot on.

Local government hasn't seen this much corruption and incompetence since the glory days of Rock Ridge.