Thursday, June 26, 2014

Meeting Quick Takes

The Martin Chronicles staff watched tonight's installment of Villa Hills malfeasant Mayor Mike Martin's monthly three-ring circus-a.k.a. council meeting-with a mixture of merriment and revulsion. Following is our initial look at what happened.

Martin' Budget Debacle
We were happy to see the generally supplicant city council hand Martin his ass on the idiot imam's outrageous request to be handed over THREE MILLION TAXPAYER DOLLARS TO WASTE however he wanted. Instead, council passed the same style line-item budget the previous fifty-one governing bodies enacted. Martin was left curled up on the floor in the fetal position, sucking his thumb.

We were disgusted to see council being forced to pass yet another budget amendment to cover Martin's mismanaged budget over-runs. The miniature mullah is clueless on how to effectively manage TAXPAYER MONEY.

We laughed when Martin "promised" that spending on lawyers and legal fees may eventually be "half what its been". Yippee. That means he'll only piss away ONE QUARTER OF A MILLION TAXPAYER DOLLARS on lawyers and legal fees from now on. Pathetic.

Martin Targeting Residents Who Like Flowers
The mean-spirited Martin gleefully broke a three-three tie to impose a draconian new zoning ordinance on the four-year-long-suffering residents of Villa Hills. We suspect Martin is trying to curry election year favor with some group of gripers who wants the government to target neighbors they don't like.

In short, if you have flowers around your mailbox, you're now a criminal in Martinville. The next knock on your door could be from Martin's "nuisance officer".

Martin Attacks The Voice Of Villa Hills
The mendacious Martin told the BOLD-FACED LIE that the Voice of Villa Hills is no longer in existence. Seriously? Isn't Martin "tech-saaaavey"? Doesn't the pernicious pinhead know that the Voice of Villa Hills has gone digital? Perhaps he might look in to that. The "Voice" site has about 1,400 friends after all. Idiot.

Oh, that's right. The publisher of the Voice of Villa Hills is challenging Martin in the upcoming mayor's race. So Martin's LIE was probably just another hillbilly cheap shot.

They start counting ballots in 130 days.